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Best BBS Memories?

TerryAtWork asks: "What are Slashdot readers' best BBS memories? The BBS ruled before the common man got on the Internet and a lot of older Slashdot reader's first on-line experiences were with them."

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  1. My first porn .GIF by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    My dad's password was a little too easy to guess.

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  2. The Best Part... by limekiller4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finding out they existed.

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  3. as a sysop.. by zcat_NZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorting out a UUCP newsfeed (back when internet access meant having a dialup shell..), mostly so I could get the alt.binaries groups and have the best pr0n collection in the region.

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  4. Sex by Cranx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great cybersex, and of course I nailed a few (cute, by the way) girls on a local BBS. BBS's ruled. It was exciting just getting my computer connected to other people, sure, but the sex owned.

    1. Re:Sex by 13Echo · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Waiting in the forest, waiting for his prey"...
      "Cranx didn't care what they would say"...
      "He killed in the town, the lands"...
      "He wanted evil's blood, on his hands"...
      "A true man was Cranx, a warrior proud"...
      "He voiced his opinions meekly, never very loud"
      "But he ain't no wimp, he took Violet to bed"...
      "He's definately a man, at least that's what she said!"

      The song makes you glad you are male!
      YOU RECEIVE TWO EXTRA FOREST FIGHTS!

  5. LORD by slittle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uh, dude... Violet wasn't real...

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  6. Skeepa Troll by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm recalling a BBS from around 1981 or so, called "Ski's Lodge". It was run on an Apple ][ with a Novation 1200 baud modem. The sysop was called either Ski Patrol or Speeka Troll, I don't quite recall perfectly.

    The ski resort motif was complete enough that whenever the BBS program encounted a software error, it would say "AVALANCH" and dump you off line.

    Across town there was Worm-O-Net. This was run on a Commodore 64 with a very common and very bad Commodore 64 BBS program (something even worse than C-Net). They did NOT have Auto Answer. Run by the Worm family, you connected to it by dialing the number with the modem. On the other end, little Tina Worm would answer the phone, see if she heard a screech, and then turn on the BBS software.

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  7. BBS Memory I'd Like to Forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was a 13yr old snot nosed kid and had gotten myself into a flamewar on a local BBS using several obsenities during the course of the thread. Well the sysop didn't fancy that kind of language polluting his board so he took it upon himself to call the house leaving a nasty message on the answering machine, which my mother picked up ... very embarrassing. Right there and then I learned never to use my real demographics when on-line.

  8. *@#$*&^#^%$NO CARRIER by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh, wait. That's a worst memory.

    Sorry.

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  9. memories by gmhowell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dad to me: How the heck could you spend $400 in long distance last month?!

    Me to dad: Don't worry, I got about $1000 worth of free software.

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  10. Why, the disconnects of course! by Kymermosst · · Score: 3, Funny
    At 2400 bps...
    Starting XMODEM download of "SOMEGAME.ZIP"...

    Recieved 1000 of 1003 blocks

    CRC Error UIERUEWHtxnsfer&^(HUP cancell&*)Y&Hed
    23-8490280jasdfj08ref9&*^f79H-f9y Fhiuy_)(&yf7-98#
    NO CARRIER
    *crap!*

    Thank God Zmodem came along...

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  11. this line of reasoning sounds familiar... by jamesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me to wife: How the heck could you spend $400 on clothes?

    Wife to me: Don't worry, I got about $1000 worth.