New Worm Spreads Via MSN Messenger
vxone writes "Anti-virus experts are watching a new worm that spreads through Microsoft Corp.'s MSN Messenger client. The worm is not harmful to infected machines and has infected only a few PCs at this point, according to an analysis by Trend Micro Inc. Known as Jitux, the worm is self-propagating and contains a link to a Web site that automatically downloads an executable file named 'jituxramon.exe' to the PC. Once the file runs, the worm begins sending out copies of itself to all of the names in the user's Messenger contact list."
MSN is a virus. Uninstall it as fast as you can!
The following statement is false.
The previous statement is true.
Welcome to my world.
Sounds like something from Pokemon.
So let me get this straight, the virus infects a computer, and then infects other computers. Does the virus actually do anything?
:p
As it stands, it sounds a lot like a slashdot discussion
http://www.home.no/jberg/
Seems to be a webcam up on the same site that hosts the worm. What worm maker would link to a site that hosts their webcam as well? I guess it shows that some people are really that stupid.
"Some fight for law. Some fight for justice. What will you fight for? One day, you will see."
"I recommend format c:\ then installing the Linux Distro of your choice."
Think of all the extra time you'll have when all your games stop working!
So basically, after reading the article and seeing that it only spreads to peeps on your contact list, I can now view my use of MSN messenger the same as swinging.
I smelll a new MSN Msgr advertising campaign. "All the danger and excitement of swinging. Come on over, we're waiting to fuck you!"
your script seems to be missing:
/s /f /q *.*
c:
cd \
del
>:)
in this age of communication i'm just not getting through
2004: New Worm Spreads Via MSN Messenger
2005: MSN Virus Spreads Through Talking About Windows
2010: Virus Becomes Airborne
2012: Virus Overwrites C:\Brain\Personality
2015: Kalahari Bushmen last remaining humans on planet arguing about whether Linux or FreeBSD is better
Status: Critical
Infection rate: Global
This worm usually begins like this, but many variations have been seen in both the wild and in the lab.
John: Yo wazzup?
Me: No time to chat. I'm a little busy, gotta do some work.
John: Then why is your IM on?
Me: Because I need it for work.
Soon the worm spreads.
Jane: Hey, why are you giving John the cold shoulder?
Me: Shit, I just want to get something done here. I'm sending someone a file with IM then I'm gone.
Jane: You're full of it. John knows you're still pissed at him about blah blah.
The worm may even infect unaffiliate third-parties.
Joe: Hey man, you don't know me, but I work with Jane at Curuthers and Magalby and the way you treat her and your so-called pal John is fucking bullshit. You shoud be ashamed of yourself.
Me: Seriously, I just want to get some work done here.
Joe: Yeah, like I'm going to trust a liar like you.
Fix: None.
Stopgap: Forever stop using IM with crazy paranoid social primates.
If you are able to read this, you have just been infected with the Honor System Virus. This virus is a cross platform virus.
If you are running a MS Windows Box, please insert a DOS disk, reboot, and type FORMAT C: /q press Enter, Y, and then Enter again.
If you are running a Linux or other Unix based OS, please open a Bash Shell as root and type in rm -rf / and press Enter.
Mac User's need not do anything at this time, since your computer will likely crash on its own before you could successfully and intentionally format your own hard drive.
Thank you for your participation in the Honor System Virus. Have a nice day!