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The Billion-Dollar Telescope

dcmeserve writes "As in all science, astronomers are ever searching for better technology to aid in their task. But when it comes to telescopes, nothing beats sheer bulk of light-gathering capability. This article gives a brief overview of the top contenders for the next leap forward, including a 100-meter behemoth that is expected to run $1 billion."

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  1. JEW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    JEW PENIS SOUP == GOOD

  2. halo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    OMFG have you seen the Halo 2 trailer it's like slow and it's telling you all the stuff you did in the first one then the music kicks in andand the chief comes out and gets a gun the earf is on fire and chief is like fuck this im jumping and HE JUMPS PUT OF TEH SPACESHIP with angels singing and he lands on the bad guys and that annoying ai lady is like GO GET EM TIGER! WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE!!!~`1 and theres less polys but rawkin bumb mappings you can view this on a special MICROSOFT xbox disk that comes with EB games store.

  3. More Info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    A paper on the $1b telescope (called the Effelsberg telescope, after a 18th century astronomer) can be acquired here. Also the HTML version is here if you don't want to bother downloading the PDF or if you don't have a reader.

    I'd paste the whole text here, but it's too long.

  4. I think that they could by ThePlasticSurgeon · · Score: -1, Troll

    Spend the $1 billion on better things. We should try and solve our own planets problems before going out into space.

    At least the money isn't being wasted in creating Weapons of Mass Destruction.

  5. Link to an artist's conception of the telescope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I managed to snag an image before the whole server got slashbotted: http://212.229.115.84/tripod/images/hubblespacetel escope.gif. Sorry for the small size.

  6. What a waste of taxpayer money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Big science is a waste of money. A billion dollars for a telescope! The amount of money being pissed away by these people is simply incredible. And just to look at some gases and crap.

    Heck, the government could buy almost half of a B2 bomber for that kind of cash!

  7. PARENT IS GOATSE LINK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    a;lsd

  8. Re:Telescopes in the UK by SlashdotCEO · · Score: -1, Troll

    What courses did you teach? We may have seen each other, I graduated in 1994.

    Ah, the wonderful world of Slashdot, where geeks reunite!

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  9. Mod down parent, plz. It's legit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's a paper which has lots of important budget information, dimensions and even a few drawings in two-point perspective of potential designs.

  10. Re:The cool thing about seeing things farther away by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: -1, Troll

    To provide Bush with cash. Get with the times.

  11. speed of light by sparklingfruit · · Score: 0, Troll

    Light emanating from earth really does'nt die out, right? So if it was possible for us to either travel faster than light or warp space time into a circle and then get a powerful enough telescope, then we should be able to see events from the past, right?

    That is travel faster than light, to a long distance, turn around and then look at earth with a powerful telescope, we should be able to see kennedy getting shot? wouldnt we? Or maybe bend spacetime so that all the light which left earth years ago comes back to earth ?

  12. Re:Telescopes in the UK by SlashdotCEO · · Score: -1, Troll

    Out of interest, are you still in astronomy?

    I wish, real life took hold, family, kids, etc. I have a cheap telescope and sometimes gaze to the stars, but nothing like a decade ago.

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  13. Don't forget that your fp sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    FP45 you tea-cocking bag smoker.

  14. Interesting by sparklingfruit · · Score: 0, Troll

    It is extremely good to see this sort of fierce competition driving astronomy.

    As open source developers, we all know the power of competition, how advances on both sides of the OS wars have driven the other to catch up or improve. If this sort of competition drives the development of telescopes then we can expect a lot of advances in science and space over the next few years

    This is extremely exciting news. Maybe in years to come we will be able to see the headlines on alien newspapers.

  15. it worked fine for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    dunno, maybe you got a virus or something?

  16. rick schwartz, 'king of .coms', 1.3mm 4k .'s to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    just have to laugh out loud at that won rick.

    15k turns into 1.3 mil0? what kind of math/optics is that?

    it's no billyonerrors' hostage ransom, but true to your advise.

    may have spelled his name wrong? there's also rumour he's not the king of anything really, despite having 1000's more of .'s to plot with?

  17. MOD DOWN - TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Stop advocating the censorship of posts you don't agree with, you little censorship hitler.

    1. Re:MOD DOWN - TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      fuck you, i'm a BIG GODDAMN CENSORSHIP HITLER, you insensitive clod...

  18. It's metre, not meter by swordgeek · · Score: 0, Troll

    A meter is a device. A metre is a unit of measure. This SHOULDN'T be difficult stuff.

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