You've Got Spam: AOL Blocks 1/2 Trillion Spam

yohaas writes "Yahoo! News is reporting that AOL blocked more than 500 billion spam messages for its users in 2003. That comes to 40 messages a day per user. The company regularly blocks 75-80% of all incoming mail as spam! The article also lists the top 10 spam phrases for the year, including such come-ons as: 'Viagra online', 'Online pharmacy', 'Get out of debt' and 'Get bigger'."

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The perineum is the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For men, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for women it extends to the base of the testicles.

Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

To make stimulation smoother and more comfortable, it is often helpful to lubricate your fingers before stroking the perineum during lovemaking.

As long as the stimulation remains outside the body on the perineum, any type of lubricant (petroleum-base or water-base) will do.

However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.

The anus is rich in nerve endings & participates with your genitals in the contractions of sexual arousal & orgasm. Anal stimulation greatly enhances & intensifies masturbation, oral sex, or intercourse. A good rule of thumb, when experimenting with anal play, is relax, use plenty of lube (the anus & rectum do not produce any lubrication of their own), and enjoy.

Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

The vagina is rich in vulvatic sensor spots & cooperates with your clitoral system in the up and down movements of sexual arousal & orgasm. Vaginal stimulation greatly enhances & multiplies masturbation, perienium stimulation, and orgies. A good rule of thumb, when experimenting with vaginal stimulation, is to relax, and use one quart of 10W30 (the vagina produces no lubrication of its own during normal stimulation), and enjoy.

However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.

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• Re: What the hell are you thinking? by CmdrTaco (Score:2) Saturday Jan 03, @12:06AM

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Re:First Aens Post

[Anonymous Coward]

I know they say to read articles at a lower threshold when you have moderator points, but this really discourages me...

FIRST POST!

[Anonymous Coward]

Huzzah!

Re:FIRST POST!

[Anonymous Coward]

::gets up from atop your post:: Ah yes! I just let a steamy load off on your post. Yes, thats me taking a dump on your failed attempt at first post. I POOP ON FAILURES!

i claim this third post

[Anonymous Coward]

on behalf of the jihad
fuck u taco

by james a. c. joyce
author of ulysses

Re:YOU KNOW THE SCORE, FUCKERS.

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm sorry. What if I delete the porn? PleasE!

Stupid 'ass' moderators, this is for you!

[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:You've got spam??!?

[KrispyKringle]

I think it was a joke. And if anything, it makes fun of e-mail more than it does AOL.

Re:Efficient my butt

[Spacejock]

I paid someone with an AOL email address back in December (using Paypal) He wrote today, telling me I should have paid for the auction within 10 days. If AOL is blocking his Paypal 'payment' messages, and AOL is blocking my ISP too, I just hope this dude heads off to the Paypal web site and checks his account before he posts a rude feedback msg for me on ebay...

Re:Imagine.

[ahknight]

Damn you. I just snorted Taco Bell.