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Pluto: Linux-based Do-everything System
tazzzzz writes "Ever wanted an easy-to-configure, whole-house, internet-accessible, Linux-based VOIP PBX with video, PVR, firewall/router, security system, MP3 player, file server, personal web server, home automation (lights, thermostat) controller? I just came across the Pluto which claims to do all of this (and more, of course!). It'll set you back $15,000 if you're living in a small bachelor pad, but you didn't need that car anyway, did you?"
"I'm afraid I can't do that David"
But my name's Mike. Hey, where'd Poole go?
Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey trousers.
Yes, but does it run Linu...
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Not if Pluto comes with four wheels and a V8 engine.
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"Ever wanted an easy-to-configure, whole-house, internet-accessible, Linux-based VOIP PBX with video, PVR, firewall/router, security system, MP3 player, file server, personal web server, home automation (lights, thermostat) controller?"
:)
Yes, it's called Windows XP
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Ever wanted an easy-to-configure, whole-house, internet-accessible, Linux-based VOIP PBX with video, PVR, firewall/router, security system, MP3 player, file server, personal web server, home automation (lights, thermostat) controller?
No.
Not for $15,000 anyway.
when the site gets /.ed, do their lights turn off? Maybe it calls their upstream provider and asks for more bandwidth, automatically?
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Crudely Drawn Games
Me: (arriving home from some LAN party) Pluto, open the Garage door.
Pluto: I'm afraid I can't to that, Dave.
Me: Dave? OPEN the GARAGE DOOR PLUTO.
I'm afraid that this conversation can serve no purpose. Goodbye. (At that moment, Pluto connects to the computer in my car and drives me somewhere to somewhere near Texas...
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