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AMD Aircooling Round-Up of 2003

JMke writes: "If you want a silent AMD system you almost always have to get yourself a higher-class heatsink. Thermalright and other manufactures have brought out updated products that can keep your CPU cool while keeping the noise down, hardware geek site Madshrimps has published a roundup of the best heatsinks from 2003 that money can buy in 2004, read it here."

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  1. Heatsink test... by computersareevil · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I guess we are testing the heatsinks right now, as we pound the shineola out of their webservers?

    Friends don't let friends post.

  2. So You Want a Great Cooling Unit? by Spencerian · · Score: 2, Funny

    /tongue-in-cheek

    After hearing of many AMD processors popping louder than a lobster in a vat of boiling water, I considered a little liquid cooling to keep my rig from becoming an expensive piece of sand...

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  3. Alternate applications by cubyrop · · Score: 3, Funny


    This reminds me of the time a couple months ago that I upgraded my heatsink, and for whatever reason absentmindedly left my old copper block on my toaster oven. Weeks later I noticed the toaster was not working quite as well as it used to, and I realized the heatsink was to blame!

    Then I realized that the toaster was just fucked up and that I was just an idiot.

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  4. Re:The CPU fan is almost always quieter than the P by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    Usually something as simple as moving the case can make a significant difference.

    You know that forest people keep talking about where there's nobody around to hear things? I put my computer cases there, and now they don't make any sound at all.

    (Unfortunately, one my systems did get destroyed when a tree fell on it.)

  5. Re:The CPU fan is almost always quieter than the P by Pionar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Usually something as simple as moving the case can make a significant difference.

    It can make a difference in cooling as well.

    Last month, while I was visiting a cousin upstate for the holidays, I asked if I could use his computer to check work email. While I was using it, he told me that he had to send it back to Dell twice in 3 months (he had only had it since July) due to a total failure to do anything upon powerup. He then started to go into a rant about how Dell sucks (he does that about every company that fails to meet his ridiculous level of expectations - while I was there, he refused the five large pizzas we ordered one night because the driver forgot the pizza sauce for the breadsticks.)

    Anyway, I replied that I had no clue what he was talking about as I had 2 Dells myself and the entire environment at work was Dell and I had never heard of such accusations of bad service and poor quality. He stated that Dell "lied" that the computer was overheating and suggested he may have it in a bad location. I looked at where it was sitting - didn't seem so bad to me, under the desk by a window. Then the furnace kicked on. In between the wall and the computer was a vent for the furnace. He had it there to keep his feet toasty while he was using the computer. I knew my cousin was dumb, but I didn't know he was that stupid.

    I felt like taking the computer into protective custody. I don't care if it's an emachines, at least give it a chance to work right before you abuse it.

  6. Re:The CPU fan is almost always quieter than the P by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I also remove the sheetmetal plates that block off unused slots..

    While removing the expansion plates may allow more airflow, it can also (potentially) let vermin into your computer case. A former coworker's home computer stopped working, when he opened it he found a family of mice had nested in there and chewed the cables. :)

  7. Re:The CPU fan is almost always quieter than the P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    While removing the expansion plates may allow more airflow, it can also (potentially) let vermin into your computer case.

    A couple cats solve this potential problem quite nicely, and are fairly quiet.

  8. Re:The CPU fan is almost always quieter than the P by Sabalon · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must have got lucky...my two cats tend to make more noise than our server room.

    Still...I like the idea...might have to give it a try, seeing how I can never find extra slot-covers anyway!

  9. Re:A tale of two Athlon XPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When I was doing research for building my new Athlon XP based computer, the first I had built myself, I saw warnings that pressing the heatsink too hard could crush the processor. I made a mental note to myself to beware of that. Later, after an hour of trying to get the wicked, tricksy heatsink attached I called the computer shop help line and was told to push the heatsink in harder. I pressed with all my might, and hallelujah, the stiff latch got latched! The computer runs now Linux without problems.

    Moral: If you're a geek girl, replace "press lightly" globally with "press with everything your nerdy sport-deprived muscles can supply".

  10. Re:The CPU fan is almost always quieter than the P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Static shouldn't be an issue unless you start combing your cat inside the case.