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Stone Skipping the Scientific Way
Quirk writes "National Geographic has a bit on the scientific analysis of stone skipping. Using a machine launching aluminum disks Lyderic Bocquet, a physics professor at the University of Lyon, and his colleagues discovered the 'magic angle' of 20 degrees as that required to maximize skipping. 'Jerdone Coleman McGhee of Wimberley, Texas, holds the current Guinness Book of World Records title for a 1992 toss that yielded an impressive 38 bounces across the Blanco River in central Texas'"
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In honour of the nationality of the scientist involved in the study, and to counter any anti-French sentiment which may have arisen due to unfortunate recent events on the geopolitical scene, maybe we need a new unit for angular measurements: 20 degrees = 1 degree of freedom.
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I was disappointed by the lack of pictures in the article, so I went hunting at one of the researchers' sites. Couldn't find the stone skipping machine, but I found a cool movie of a skipping stone. My dad and I used to do this stuff up in Michigan, it's nice to learn the physics behind it!
Sometime tomorrowish the UNIX (POSIX?) time will
be 2^30 seconds binary.
To help you celebrate this epochal moment, I have writ this little perl:
perl -e 'while(true){printf("%31b\n", `date -u +%s`);sleep(1);}'
(Slashdot's lame lameness filter would not let me write 1 followed by 30 zeros.)
First post, yeah.
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