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Colorization of Mars Images?

ares2003 writes "There is no scientific reason, why JPL is colorizing Mars in that dull red tint as in their press release images. In the latest panorama image, there is a hint, that they deliberately altered the colors, as the blue and green spots on the color calibration target (the sundial) suddenly converted to bright red and brown. Source of original images: 1, 2 - (for highres replace "br" with "med"). At normal weather conditions, as we have at the moment, there should be a blue sky on Mars and earthlike colors. Furthermore the sky looks overcasted on the pictures as it cannot be considering the sharp shadows on the sundial. If the sky was overcast, then because of diffuse lighting, there would be no shadows. A few years ago, I did an investigation about that very same topic for the Viking and Pathfinder missions."

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  1. Gary Larson Reference by FractusMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Roses are Red Violets are Blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind.

    1. Re:Gary Larson Reference by 56ker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Violets are Red,

      Roses are Blue,

      JPL saw it,

      and now you will too.

  2. Carly's Home? by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 2, Funny

    I saw a picture of a martian family with placards reading, "Please send our daughter Carly back!"

    This explains her recent tech outbursts.

  3. ...and we never landed on the moon, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is this, the tabloid section of slashdot?

  4. Obviously doctored by BillFarber · · Score: 5, Funny

    The photos clearly have been doctored because they don't match the scenery in "Total Recall".

    1. Re:Obviously doctored by Paladine97 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get your ass to Mars!

      2 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!

      Hey man, I got 5 kids to feed!

    2. Re:Obviously doctored by balthan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey Benny, SCREW YOU!!

  5. They're faked, obviously. by CanSpice · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're modifying the colours because the spacecraft isn't actually on Mars, it's on Mauna Kea in Hawaii. Or maybe Haleakala, where they did Lunar Rover testing. Either one, they're both pretty good places for faking either Moon or Mars landings.

  6. OK, I admit it. by shoppa · · Score: 5, Funny
    OK, I admit it. I grabbed the mars probe on its way to orbit and put it in my backyard, where I put a bunch of sand and rocks and spray painted everything brown and drab red. Some got onto the lander, my screwup. Neil and Buzz came by and gave me some advice, based on how they faked the moon landing.

    My kids had lots of fun with those airbags, BTW.

    1. Re:OK, I admit it. by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. the ping from Mars must suck.

  7. Buy out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must have missed the news. Ted Turner bought out JPL yesterday.

  8. "ballistic approach to punctuation" by X_Bones · · Score: 5, Funny

    My, God the submitter needs, to learn how to use commas, properly when he writes, something that hundreds of thousands of people will potentially, read...

    1. Re:"ballistic approach to punctuation" by HardCase · · Score: 4, Funny
      When you're paranoid, you don't worry about punctuation...it's just one more tool that they use to get you.


      -h-

    2. Re:"ballistic approach to punctuation" by kannibal_klown · · Score: 5, Funny

      "My, God the submitter needs, to learn how to use commas, properly when he writes, something that hundreds of thousands of people will potentially, read..."

      HOLY COW!!! William Shatner posts on SLASHDOT!!!

    3. Re:"ballistic approach to punctuation" by Tassach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe he was chanelling William Shatner when he wrote that.

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    4. Re:"ballistic approach to punctuation" by Diamon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well it. Could have been. Worse he could. Write like Chritopher. Walken talks.

      My God, imagine a two man broadway show with Walken and Shartner in a 90 minute dialogue.

    5. Re:"ballistic approach to punctuation" by stinkwinkerton · · Score: 2, Funny

      The dialogue would actually only be 9 minutes. The pauses would take care of the remaining 81.

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  9. The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

    Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

    Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

    Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

    1. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by outsider007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Last time I checked, the Bible was older than 1950.

      and last time i checked, there were more than eleven stars.

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  10. If they left the sky blue... by IvyMike · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it would be more likely that the public would realize that they're just filming this whole shebang out in the Utah desert.

  11. Uh, yeah. by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a conspiracy. To make people...

    BELIEVE THAT MARS IS RED!

    Thanks for alerting us to that potential communist menace, senator.

  12. Re:Check the links, editors by GabeK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right on! And, as we all know, the Martian sky is green. This can be explained by the dust left over from all the money that we've crashed or otherwise blown in past missions on Mars.

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  13. I thought it was passed thru the Kirk Filter... by FatSean · · Score: 1, Funny

    a truely, amazing, device!

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  14. Mirror by kevcol · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's been slashdotted so here's a mirror

  15. Re:Check the links, editors by efuseekay · · Score: 5, Funny

    There will be a new story on how the government conspire to shutdown the mars-news.de website on the 9th of Jan 2004....

    coincidentally after this story was posted.

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  16. To heck with the recolored images... by banda · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...what I want to know is:
    Why does the Spirit rover have an Atari game console joystick installed on it?

  17. Re:Check the links, editors by Spackler · · Score: 5, Funny

    WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SLASHDOTTING THIS SITE!
    I am trying to do some serious research into the truth that has been hidden from my eyes. I finally find a source of hidden knowledge that is better than the one buried under the sphinx, and you geeks have to go and wreck it. _bastards_

  18. The Real Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ted Turner now owns JPL through some proxies and dupes. That's why they're colorized.

  19. Wierd. by AoT · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a bit wierd, last night when I was looking at the mars pics I commented on the uncanny similarities with the Arizona desert.

  20. To all "it's not the right color" conspiracies :) by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny
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  21. Just use Photoshop or Gimp by hqm · · Score: 2, Funny

    and apply auto level and color correction. It looks just like Arizona. Hey! It's a conspiracy!

  22. Re:Check the links, editors by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 4, Funny

    What does a car need with Hit Points?

  23. Re:Check the links, editors by Orion442 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I apologize in advance...

    You failed to mention his proof of giant hair-like structures on Uranus.

  24. one more verse by originalTMAN · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...in an altered hue.

    1. Re:one more verse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      People like you
      Make such a todo
      'bout images they ibue
      With an altered hue

      'Tis nothing that's new
      This thing they do
      With pix they do screw
      Boo hoo, boo hoo.

  25. Re:Check the links, editors by S.O.B. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't tell them about the stuff buried under the sphinx. Now everyone is going to know about it.

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  26. infrared image posted by morcheeba · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, I went ahead and did a favor for the slashdot community and mankind. I took the fake colorized images and colored them back to the original infrared colors. You can see the results here. I hope this pleases the original story submitter.

    1. Re:infrared image posted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      you ass my monitor burned out...it doesn't have infared.

  27. Colonization of Mars? by Ba3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am i the only weary eyed programmer who, on a friday afternoon after a week of finger-blistering coding binges, suffered a minor caffiene induced hallicination and read the title as "Colonization of Mars Images"?

    Ah, if only the weekend wasn't so short.

  28. But Wait, There's More! by blunte · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's no grammatical reason, why he keeps using commas in places that don't need them.

    It really, makes me stumble over his words.

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  29. to CYA, natch by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
    ..what I want to know is: Why does the Spirit rover have an Atari game console joystick installed on it?

    Probably to protect the rover in case of this scenario .

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  30. It's obvious! Doppler shift! by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Mars is very far away, and right now is moving away at a rapid speed from Earth in its orbit. The Doppler effect (the ones that make sounds go up in pitch as they approach you, then go down as they move away from you, like a police car going past) teaches us that as light approaches us, the wavelengths get compressed, and they go blue! So, Mars is red due to the Red Shift in spectrum because it's actually going away... away [Ernie-like snicker]

    ... oh, I can't go on. But there's so much misinformation in that site, that I thought I'd add my own bullshit that sounded scientific, too. Can I get my grant now? At least give me back my tin foil hat... Jodie Foster gave it to me!

    Conspiracy Theory Made E-Z:
    1. Assume people care enough about you to fool you.
    2. Add scientific terms and definitions to give credibility, even if it really doesn't have much to do with the theory
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

    ____________________________________________
    "Red shift shows increasing totalitarian domination of the outer reaches of the universe. Write your congressman!" - from Science Made Stupid

  31. Re:Check the links, editors by shotfeel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some people just aren't very good at defensive driving. They need all the HP they can get.

  32. I'd like to see it as though I were standing there by SharpNose · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know that there's no perfect way to maintain color fidelity in any image transmission system, but just for my edification I'd appreciate it if they would release images adjusted best they can to look as the scene would if I were there with my Nikon and a roll of K64.

  33. Solution by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's o.k. if you read it in a William Shatner voice.

  34. Re:Check the links, editors by bugbread · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, whenever you get in a wreck you should just roll to disbelieve instead.

  35. Re:Check the links, editors by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's nothing dishonest or misleading about "false color".

    Try convincing the University of Michigan Admissions Office of that, the next time you claim your blond dreadlocks make you one of the oppressed.

    Well, it didn't work for me, anyway.

  36. Re:Check the links, editors by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 5, Funny

    A note to readers:

    As a special experiment, to complement today's coverage of the Chandra XRay observatory, pages C12-C14 have been printed in a ink containing a number of radioisotopes, so as to more accurately depict the XRay emitting stars Chandra has discovered.

    Please note that these pages are not recyclable.

    Also, for our younger readers, "Erlenmeyer and Lever" have prepared a special edition of the "Science For Kids" column entitled "Fun with XRays"

    1. Ask your parents to cut out the section labeled "Warning: Radiological Hazard", and ...

  37. Commas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    There is no scientific reason, why JPL is colorizing Mars in that dull red tint as in their press release images.

    There is no grammatical reason, why the poster has a comma in their post.

  38. why by Eisenstein · · Score: 2, Funny

    are we talking about the colours of the photos, when this guy has much better things on his page, we can discuss, like:

    - Space travel in the old Indian Mahabharata Epos
    - Was Viking 2 hit by a projectile?
    - The connection between Mars and Star Wars Episode 1
    - Ruins of acient cities on Mars
    - Another(sic!) fiveside pyramide on Mars

    You all seem to miss the really important things here!

  39. Re:Why the calibration in the composite looks wron by inkless1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other exciting news, this morning they showed some of the mini-TES (thermal emission spectrometer) images. That data is very hard to interpret, so it is ripe for crackpot articles that can be posted on /. with no editorial review.

    So well said, I think it should be in bold.

  40. Capricorn management group is to blame. by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 2, Funny

    The scientists just haven't had enough time to oversee the photoshopped photos of the set. Just ask the original Capricorn 1 crew, the management can slip up in a number of ways. The next set should have the appropriate difussers over the stage lights. The next "lander" should be 100% CGI if the Capricorn group can pull it all together.

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  41. Re:Voyager backdrops by flewp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, if you want a close up view just piss off the Godfather galaxy. I hear he once put the horsehead nebula on a now defunct galaxy's pillow.

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  42. Oh please... by sgage · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... for fuck's sake, lay off the conspiracy theories.

  43. Re:There's nothing dishonest or misleading about " by shubert1966 · · Score: 2, Funny


    Oh come on !

    This was definately a "5"!

    So funny it made me search out Walter E. Williams Gift of amnesty against American caucasians of European descent:

    The mo' colors - the mo' better!
    ~Mookie in Spike Lee's: "Do the Right Thing".

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  44. Re:Check the links, editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...that flys millions of miles to Mars through the vaccum of space, crashes INTO Mars, and takes pictures in environments not encountered on Earth?

    For 100$ even? Damn. Do you know a disgruntled NASA employee who steals cameras and sells them for 100 bucks?