Safer Means Of Disposing Of Mad Cows
MissMarvel writes "A company claims to have a safer way to dispose of cows infected with Mad Cow Disease. It says that by using the kinds of chemicals that go into a drain-clearing product such as Drano, they can safely break down the suspected disease-causing proteins, known as prions.
The bodies of infected dead cattle are usually burned to destroy proteins these brain-wasting compounds."
What you say? Article man have good writing! He say fire make bad pro... proteen... protan... bad stuff go away! If bad stuff get into cow, then cow must be burn, or man get sick too. And if man get sick, man brain not well work. Then would who understand man?!
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"Get... in.... mah... BELLY!"
Brand the cattle, so everyone knows not to eat them, and let them wander around, slowly clearing the millions of landmines in the country.
They'll make mincemeat out of the landmine problems!
{groan}