Posted by
michael
on from the look-both-ways-before-crossing-the-street dept.
Irishman writes "It looks like the Spirit rover has finally left the womb and is rolling free on the Martian surface. Space.com has the full story and some great pictures." NASA also has photos, straight from their fake set in Hollywood where they produce all the "space" footage.
TOASTER!
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
toaster,toaster toaser, do you have toast in you yet i think
so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im not a toaster!!!!!!!!!!And one more
thing........YOUR A TOASER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND A COOKIE WITH MILK SOAGE
MILK!!!!!!!!!!AND A BUTT WITH POOP IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you visit Goatse.cx, you can find PDFs of the complaints registered against the domain.
One name sticks out: Rhonda Clarke... I am going to devote the rest of my life to find this woman and show her what goatse is *really* about. Bitch.
This story is not important
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Why is this story important? And why does this story, Domain suspended keep
getting rejected and ignored by the Slashdot editors?
Oh the humanity!
You'd think the fake would be obvious ....
by
binaryDigit
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
NASA also has photos, straight from their fake set in Hollywood where they produce all the "space" footage.
You'd think the fact that they are fake would be obvious from the pictures with OJ in them!
ROLL OUT
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
I got my twin glock.40s, cocked back Me and my homies, so drop that We rollin on twenties, with the top back So much money, you can't stop that Twin glock.40s, cocked back Me and my homies, so drop that We rollin on twenties, with the top back So much money, you can't stop that
Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it? Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted? Who them girls you be with when you be ridin through? Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww! Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good? You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood? What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG? A couple a cans a whoop ass, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me
[Chorus]
Man, that car don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it? That's eighty-thousand bucks GONE, where in the fuck did you spend it? You must have eyes on your back, 'cause you got money to the ceiling And the bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin Now who's that bucked-naked cook fixin three-coast meals? Gettin goosebumps when her body tap the six inch heels What in the world is in that ROOM, what you got in that ROOM? A couple a gats, a couple a knives, a couple of rats, a couple of wives Now it's time to choose
[Chorus]
Are you custom-made, custom-paid, or you just custom-fitted? Playstation 2 up in the ride and is that Lorenzo-kitted? Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your main bitch? You take a pick, while I'm rubbin the hips, touchin lips to the top of the dick Now tell me who's your housekeeper and what you keep in your house? What about diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in your mouth? What in the world is in that CASE, what you got in that CASE? Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace So shake, shake it
[(Chorus) 1/2x]
Get out my business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah 'Cause these niggas all up in my shit and it's my business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine My business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass 'Cause these niggas all up in my shit.......[fade]
Re:Nice Article Summary...
by
m0rph3us0
·
· Score: 0, Offtopic
i dont think the average american reads/.
Bluenose unfuckers on teh spoke!!!
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Re:Mars is so gay
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Planets do not have a sexual orientation. People do. Planets do not. Furthermore, Saturn is not a terrestrial planet like Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars are. It does not have a rocky surface that you could land on. Saturn is really one big ball of argon and xenon gas with lots of helium and hydrogen thrown in. So what would you propose that we land on?
The more interesting prospects are some of the satellites of the gas giants (such as Europa, Ganymede, Titan, etc.) There are missions en route as we speak (i.e. Cassini) to do just that. However, the satellites, like the planets, also have no sexual orientation.
Re:Mars is so gay
by
Gerdia
·
· Score: 0, Offtopic
For all we know, Saturn could have a vast ocean at it's center crammed full of sea monkeys.
Re:Revisit Sojourner!
by
AKAImBatman
·
· Score: 0, Offtopic
Someone just came up with the most recent report on Chernobyl. In short? You're full of shit. Every person on site at Chernobyl is being tracked even to this day. Most illnesses were in small children who developed Thyroid cancer. This is due to radioactive Iodine isotopes taking the place of regular Iodine in the diet. Most of those children were treated, and very few died. (BTW, radioactive fallout was one of the reasons for adding Iodine to salt. If you get enough regular Iodine, your body will ignore the isotopes.)
At this point, people in Norway are getting higher radiation doses than those in the Chernobyl area. As one final check, I asked my wife (who's from Russia) what she knew about "Chernobyl disabilities". She did know a few people from the Chernobyl area, and her opinion was that you're full of crap.
Slashdot Mirror
%20in%20front%20of%20the%20lander%20and%20facing%20northwest.){kind=link}
toaster,toaster toaser, do you have toast in you yet i think
so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im not a toaster!!!!!!!!!!And one more
thing........YOUR A TOASER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND A COOKIE WITH MILK SOAGE
MILK!!!!!!!!!!AND A BUTT WITH POOP IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you visit Goatse.cx, you can find PDFs of the complaints registered against the domain.
One name sticks out: Rhonda Clarke...
I am going to devote the rest of my life to find this woman and show her what goatse is *really* about.
Bitch.
Why is this story important? And why does this story, Domain suspended keep getting rejected and ignored by the Slashdot editors? Oh the humanity!
NASA also has photos, straight from their fake set in Hollywood where they produce all the "space" footage.
You'd think the fact that they are fake would be obvious from the pictures with OJ in them!
I got my twin glock .40s, cocked back .40s, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that
Twin glock
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that
Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?
Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted?
Who them girls you be with when you be ridin through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww!
Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good?
You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a cans a whoop ass, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me
[Chorus]
Man, that car don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it?
That's eighty-thousand bucks GONE, where in the fuck did you spend it?
You must have eyes on your back, 'cause you got money to the ceiling
And the bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin
The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin
Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin
Now who's that bucked-naked cook fixin three-coast meals?
Gettin goosebumps when her body tap the six inch heels
What in the world is in that ROOM, what you got in that ROOM?
A couple a gats, a couple a knives, a couple of rats, a couple of wives
Now it's time to choose
[Chorus]
Are you custom-made, custom-paid, or you just custom-fitted?
Playstation 2 up in the ride and is that Lorenzo-kitted?
Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your main bitch?
You take a pick, while I'm rubbin the hips, touchin lips to the top of the dick
Now tell me who's your housekeeper and what you keep in your house?
What about diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in your mouth?
What in the world is in that CASE, what you got in that CASE?
Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace
So shake, shake it
[(Chorus) 1/2x]
Get out my business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah
'Cause these niggas all up in my shit and it's my business,
my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine
My business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass
'Cause these niggas all up in my shit.......[fade]
i dont think the average american reads /.
Parody isn't protected speach in Austrailailaila?!!!
WTF? Can you post a list of the people who have complained. Let's mailbomb them with goatse images.
Oh come on, laugh, it's not meant to be an insult! ;)
The Beagle science ex-team is gonna have a real chuckle over that one. Might as well be:
Dear Unemployed Programmer:
I am spending my American money on a huge mansion and 2 maids in India.
Wish you were here, - H1B -
Relax, it is meant to laugh, even if true.
Table-ized A.I.
Planets do not have a sexual orientation. People do. Planets do not. Furthermore, Saturn is not a terrestrial planet like Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars are. It does not have a rocky surface that you could land on. Saturn is really one big ball of argon and xenon gas with lots of helium and hydrogen thrown in. So what would you propose that we land on?
The more interesting prospects are some of the satellites of the gas giants (such as Europa, Ganymede, Titan, etc.) There are missions en route as we speak (i.e. Cassini) to do just that. However, the satellites, like the planets, also have no sexual orientation.
For all we know, Saturn could have a vast ocean at it's center crammed full of sea monkeys.
Someone just came up with the most recent report on Chernobyl. In short? You're full of shit. Every person on site at Chernobyl is being tracked even to this day. Most illnesses were in small children who developed Thyroid cancer. This is due to radioactive Iodine isotopes taking the place of regular Iodine in the diet. Most of those children were treated, and very few died. (BTW, radioactive fallout was one of the reasons for adding Iodine to salt. If you get enough regular Iodine, your body will ignore the isotopes.)
At this point, people in Norway are getting higher radiation doses than those in the Chernobyl area. As one final check, I asked my wife (who's from Russia) what she knew about "Chernobyl disabilities". She did know a few people from the Chernobyl area, and her opinion was that you're full of crap.
Javascript + Nintendo DSi = DSiCade