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Cell Phone Is The Most Hated Invention

Posted by timothy on from the seattle-police-car-572-hates-turn-signals dept.

Romeo Elias Cabrera writes "The most hated invention in America -although also one of the most used- is the cell phone, according a recent survey. The Lemelson-MIT Invention Index, an annual survey by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, found that among adults asked what invention they hate most but can't live without, 30 percent said the cell phone."

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  1. I have a real penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I have a real penis!!!

  2. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    What part of "that you can't live without" is so difficult for you to understand? You are a stupid mutherfucking dumb cunt-drip. I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and rip your mother's uterus out with a fork thereby preventing your birth. Assuming she didn't shit your out and just fished you out of the toilet. Fucking idiot. Take the dick out of your mouth and think for a second, you useless peice of human garbage. Please, suck the shit right outta my anus, dipshit.

  3. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    SCO TO HELL YOU GAY NIGGER!

  4. Re:Still don't have a cell phone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Sorry mate

    Sorry, friend, it *is* tire. If you haven't heard, Americans (not United Statesians, thank you) invented the internet.

    And we expect you to conform to our norms of speech, since we own this thing and can shut it down when we please. (No, I'm not joking.)

  5. HEY BABY, I'LL GIVE YOU A "JUMP" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    heh heh! hee-haww! honk honk honk! sqiurt! splat! woooot! w0000t! you know you said that 'cause you want my fat salami jammed all up and in ya, heh!?!