The Absolute Worst Working Environment?
goodEvans writes "As I write this, there is a window open behind me with a small jet engine outside. This is supplying vast amounts of compressed air to the aircraft undergoing heavy maintenance in the hangar right outside my door. There is a 6-inch diameter air hose going through the office and out the door. All this requires that I sit at my desk wearing a body warmer to keep out the cold, and both ear defenders AND ear plugs to keep out the noise! And this will go on for half a day once a week! What are the worst conditions you have ever had to work under?" Can you top that? (If top is the word ...)
Public housing projects where aborted fetuses are hidden under stair cases, along with use diapers from the other kids.
This shit would send me through the roof. People are fucked up, and I accept that. If they want to mess themselves up, I fully support them in that decision.
It's when they harm the innocents, that's what gets my blood boiling. Babies, children and animals, you harm any of them, you can expect hell from me. I think, were I put in your situation, I would be too busy hunting people down and hurting them to do my job.
Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
Oh sure, you say. Greatest job in the world, you say. How could I complain, you say.
It was gay porn.
And I was the bottom.
You might think that your boss is fucking you now but you know nothing.
"No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert