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The Guy Game - Adult Console Trivia Nirvana?

Posted by simoniker on from the cleansing-shower-needed dept.

Thanks to IGN Cube for their preview of the the adult console trivia title, The Guy Game, as created by the "newly formed Topheavy Studios... run by Jeff Spangenberg, former head of Retro Studios, which was responsible for the GameCube hit Metroid Prime." The fruits of this illustrious pedigree seem to be a game that "...features topless, M-rated nudity... [and] integrates drinking game A**hole, allowing for custom rules." The title even features the 'Flash-O-Meter', which "...is rated Soft & Squishy, Sorta Chubby, and Super Stiff", depending on the amount of nudity involved, and the game also features a "stage of play... called BallzOut, which a bunch of mini-games designed around clever ball physics." Sadly, the title "is still looking for a publisher", even if IGN are "somewhat excited by it."

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  1. golly jeepers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    drinking game A**hole

    I wonder what naughty word is under those stars? Arthole? Addhole? I sure do wish I knew, that would be swell.

    See you in church Sunday!

  2. Kind of sad by Mork29 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This game is sad simply because we can't put on some pr0n and drink with our friends. We make ourselves work for it now. Answering trivia is fun, but it seems like your only motivation in this game is to get drunk and see naked women, neither of which involves a game normally. YDKJ always was kind of fun at a party even without the "jubblies" though.

  3. Am I reading this right? by UltimaL337Star · · Score: 4, Funny

    Out of all systems, they pick GC... Well, it could possibly be the easiest to operate and easiest to find power button under the influence. But then there's always still the matter of turning your tv to the right channel..

  4. Just get over it and... by dafoomie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...Make an AO MMO sex game where all you do is have sex with other people's characters. All the free publicity from the religous right, the far left, and Joe Lieberman crying bloody murder, will guarantee an instant hit. Even if the game sucks. And it most likely would. If anyone would buy a game like The Guy Game, or a Strip Poker game, or something like that where they just get some tits flashed at them, they'd sure as hell buy this. They can even charge monthly fees. And developers love those.

    Now theres a game that should be eye-toy compatible. Or a killer-app for Xbox Live.

    (I wouldn't play this game, but you have to admit, it would sell. Especially among Slashdot readers.)

  5. IGN by cmason32 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... even if IGN are "somewhat excited by it."

    So they're "sorta chubby"?

  6. Moms buying for their kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm going to watch moms buy this for thier kids, and then end up suing someone.

  7. Re:From Retro to Porno? by DjMd · · Score: 3, Funny

    But THIS game has a 1.5 from IGN.
    I was pretty amused by that review. A select quote...
    Bikini Karate Babes was left open to be picked apart by its competition: Dead or Alive 3, NASCAR Racing 2002, Predator on the NES, and the peanut butter cookie from the vending machine.
    See thats useful, cause now I know that I would be happier with the cookie. Thank IGN.

    --
    DJMD - The fourth man - Planetary