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Han Solo in Lego Carbonite
metalion writes "Nathan Sawaya built a life size replica of Han Solo frozen in carbonite. It is composed of approximately 10,000 bricks and was built in approximately three months. Some sample photos are here and here. Sawaya's work also includes a mosaic of a stormtrooper and a small scale replica of the Death Star II."
hmmm...
At least have the balls to post non-anonymously when you make these suggestions. Why should people listen to an Anonymous Coward?
Cyde Weys Musings - Scrutinizing the inscrutable
I said to myself, if I ever saw a Disney movie which commented on one's sexuality then I would match it with their hidden storyline.
Here is the hidden story of Butte-Pirates of the Caribean, Scene 8, titled "Will and Jack cross swords."
Will demanded, "Who are you and what have you done to Master Goatse?"
"I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about", retorted Jack.
Eyes, gleaming towards Will's, in the sweat of the dreary Dildo Shoppe of Anaheim California. Jack began to twitch as he normally did.
"I just came for a visit on why my investment is bouncing cheques," scampered Jack in an awkward movment of his eyes and spine coordination.
"We haven't had good sales of our dildonic technology lately" responded Will.
Jack, peering at the panorama of dildos seemingly fresh from the plastic injection molding machine, flabbergastedly asked Will, "Who makes all these?"
Will wasn't keen in receiving Jack's remarks, believing that Jack implied an inferior workmanship and quality, replies "I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!"
"Well I never!", spoke Jack, as he kneeled down to investigate the strawberry scent of a matter on the floor; "I think I see why you're not selling any, they all smell like they've been dipped in the bellows of your rancid arse!."
Will replied, "The customers never complained and some even favored the Quality Control process instigated on our sex products."
At that last comment from Will, Jack replies, "That is the problem, mate. You knew it all along and there is now no wonder why you aren't making any money on this contraband. You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"
Protesting such remark, Will jumps down from the table and yells, "Enough of your ignorant words. I'm the mastery of these goods, you're just a investor. For your insults, I will now run you through!"
With a coy stroke of his chin, and a queer breath of air, Jack replies "Bottoms up, love. Gentle with the goods, doll. If you perform just right, then we'll call it even. I helped you 'n' you will now help me."
Mods and other slashdotters, particularly those who use the AC function occasionally, I emplore you to add Ignorant Aardvark to your Foes list right now. I've made it easy for you by putting the link. It will only take you a second to do this.
How about if we just post his email address -- vze32tnc@verizon.net -- right out in the open for the spambots to pick it up?
Never pick a fight with AC's pal!
HAHAHA ANYBODY WHO DOES ANYTHING BUT FUCKING IS SOOO FUNNY AND NEEDS TO GET A LIFE
Seriously this is the most HILARIOUS shit I have ever read! You are a goddamned COMEDY GENIUS! Seriously, every time anyone does ANYTHING BUT FUCK I hear this joke and IT JUST GETS FUNNIER EVERY FUCKING TIME!
You are a lowly, abject turd and I hope you get cancer of the testicles and fucking die screaming. Now THAT is fucking funny.
One fucking idiot is one life short.
he gets contracted to build these, someone wants a lego sculpture, they pay him to build it, he doesn't sit around whacking off and playing with lego hoping to make money