NIST Releases Guide to Cyber Attacks

treerex writes "NIST (the US National Institute of Standards and Technology) has just released a 148 page report entitled Computer Security Incident Handling Guide (PDF). It covers the gamut, from setting up a response team to dealing with specific types of attacks: DoS, trojans, worms, malicious code, and unauthorized access. While written by a team from NIST and the contractor Booz-Allen Hamilton (BAH), they appear to have taken input from CERT and luminaries like Spafford. It is an interesting read."

Comments

Re:Are these all the attacks?

[Davak]

They also have a 1-800 number.


Thank you for calling the US National Institute of Standards and Technology Security Hotline.

Please say "HOLA" now if you espanol...

Otherwise please select one of the following selections dealing with your security problem.

Press 1 if you have suffered a DOS attack
Press 2 if your network has been infected with a worm
Press 3 if your site is being slashdotted
Press 4 if 13 year olds have defaced your web site
Press 5 if you are running windows as your server

Press 666 if you are a missle silo control room and have realized that someone has gained root or administrative access on your control system

Have a nice day.

Corporate Incident Response Checklist

[Jonathan Quince]

Guide for Sysadmins: Upon learning that your systems have been penetrated, proper incident response is as follows:

1. Scream. Hold head between hands and moan.
2. Check passport, one-way tickets to South American country of choice. Express relief that the emergency escape kit is still operational.
3. Remember advising boss to recind deparmental policy of secure sticky-note-on-the-monitor storage for passwords. Recall boss' gales of laughter in response. Take hefty swig of Jack Daniel's.
4. Remember advising boss to please not open random e-mail attachments. Recall boss' blank stare in response. Suck on barrel of .357 revolver for 5 minutes or until sufficiently calmed down.
5. Remember pleading with boss to allow filtering executable attachments. Recall boss' response. Almost pull trigger.
6. Resist urge to yank server out of rack and dump out nineth-story window.
7. Advise boss of break-in. This starts the long chain of blame-passing that ends when the CEO sacks 5 random people in middle management and below.
8. Sit back and watch the spin machine start the vital post-incident response protocol of figuring out who might know what happened and silencing them.
9. ???
10. Profit!

Does it say...

[Black Parrot]

...what to do in case of a Slashdotting?

Better send this to the Democrats

[claytongulick]

Whats the standard response to republicans peeping at your internal files?