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Controlling the Cable Congestion?

Posted by Cliff on from the preventing-the-rat's-nest dept.

JaytheMover asks: "I've just moved, and my wife won't allow me to set up my desk as I had before. I had a gaggle of cables under my desk which only NOW seems to bother her in the new house. How do you guys keep this mess under control? I Googled 'Cable Organizer' and found this thing called the cable organizer at cable-safe.com which hangs the cords like in a closet or this cable snake thing which binds them all together. What do Slashdot readers use to keep their cable clean and their wives happy?"

4 of 110 comments (clear)

  1. I tell her... by MoOsEb0y · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...to get her ass back into the kitchen and make me some pie. Seriously though, the SO doesn't care.

  2. Wives? by ajagci · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdot contributors have wives? You've got to be kidding.

  3. Re:/.'ers Are Faggots by Mod+Me+God · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What do Slashdot readers use to keep their cable clean and their wives happy?

    Tea bagging. The action of inserting the penis into the receivers mouth violently and deeply (usually from a position of the receiver on the floor/a chair and the giver positioning themselves oferhead) and letting the balls slap the face of the rceiver. This is tea-bagging, not the crap on urban-dictionary suggesting it is lowering the testicles into the mouth - that is incorrect, if in doubt ask a gay friend.

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  4. Re:Cable cleaning by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No no no! that's called laying cable...

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