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Controlling the Cable Congestion?

Posted by Cliff on from the preventing-the-rat's-nest dept.

JaytheMover asks: "I've just moved, and my wife won't allow me to set up my desk as I had before. I had a gaggle of cables under my desk which only NOW seems to bother her in the new house. How do you guys keep this mess under control? I Googled 'Cable Organizer' and found this thing called the cable organizer at cable-safe.com which hangs the cords like in a closet or this cable snake thing which binds them all together. What do Slashdot readers use to keep their cable clean and their wives happy?"

5 of 110 comments (clear)

  1. /.'ers Are Faggots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    "What do Slashdot readers use to keep their cable clean and their wives happy?"
    Believe me, most Slashdotters are not keeping their wives happy.
  2. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    What do Slashdot readers use to keep their cable clean and their wives happy?

    For starters, stop beating off to internet porn (viola - no more cum on your cables) and start fucking your wife. That'll do it.

  3. pussy whipped by buttfuckinpimpnugget · · Score: -1, Troll

    yeah, I got a solution. kick your fuckin wife.

  4. Take Cartman's Advice by ChopsMIDI · · Score: -1, Troll

    "I'd be like hey. Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed."

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    How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
  5. This topic isn't about cables.... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: -1, Troll
    It's about mutual respect, trust, cooperation, networking and most importantly..

    Women who bitch too much instead of going to the kitchen and getting their man some pie.

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    "Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...