Orkut Goes Dark, At Least For A Bit
caferace writes "As quickly as it went up, Orkut is offline, as least temporarily. Google's experiment in social networking had a huge rise in members over the last few days, and things got chaotic pretty quick, revelaing some scaling issues not well anticipated. It still ran quickly, but like infestations of mice, people were going where they shouldn't, exposing the systems weaknesses. :) Smart to pull the plug and work out some of the kinks. From the notice: 'We've taken orkut.com offline for a few days as we implement some improvements and upgrades suggested by users. Since orkut is in the very early stages of development, it's likely to be up and down quite a bit during the coming months. None of the information you've entered will be deleted, and none of the connections you've made will be lost. And, if all goes well, you should see some significant improvements when we come back online. We'll send an email once everything is ready and running again. Thanks for your feedback and for bearing with us as we work our way up the learning curve. The orkut team'"
whoever modded this insightful is a fucktard. yeah that's right, a fucktard.
Hi all !
I'm Charly an unknown web/developper working on a smiliar system. It's called "BBS parano" and it's using the Paranoia(tm) RPG rules.
Now imagine friendster or Orkut with some RED, YELLOW or GREEN clearance... and "The computer" getting really crazy... Up to 500 citozen after 2 months of coding.
Any one remember the old Paranoia(tm) RPG here ?
Charly
Ref: http://www.parano.be (french)
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Mr. helmut, In the last few months, the moderators on here have begun drinking a new drink in their spare time, and it is composed of 1 part fresh orange juice, 1 part feces, and 1 part asshole. They have become so full of shit, that it is unbelievable. I found it funny that you got modded Troll twice in this discussion, but more funny like the way I find an airplane crash funny, like it's sad and funny. Yes, moderators have taken to consuming shitshakes and are leaking it out of their acne-riddled faces, leaking shit onto the boards that are slashdot. It is sad, but Slashdot is dying. Congratulations on making your site, and I would sign up if I gave a shit about online social networks (I don't), but I think you deserve credit, and whoever modded you as a troll is a walking pile of ass shit with a hairy ball stuffed down its mouth. I will now metamoderate and hope I can find that asshole and unfair his putrid balls out.