MyDoom Windows Worm DDoSing SCO

Change domain by Anonymous Coward · 2004-01-27 01:43 · Score: 5, Funny

Maybe theyll change their domain name like M$ did to bastards.sco.com instead of sco.com/bastards

It may be wrong on some level... by r0xah · 2004-01-27 01:44 · Score: 3, Funny

This may not be the most appropriate way to attack SCO, but after all the FUD they have released and the actions they have taken it puts a smile on my face to see something like this come about. I hope their server gets toasted. Bring on the worms!

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Is the source available on GPL? by Bigman · 2004-01-27 01:45 · Score: 3, Funny

Lol
Seriously, its is a shame, it will only fuel Darl's paranoia.

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Killing two ugly birds with one stone by G4from128k · 2004-01-27 01:46 · Score: 4, Funny

Seems like this is Linux's ultimate weapon of mass destruction because:

1. The virus makes M$ operating systems look bad.
2. The DDoS attack goes after every Linux lover's most hated target, SCO.

But I do feel sorry for the people forced to used Windows by PHBs or who are novice users that don't know better than to run e-mailed executables.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Re:Killing two ugly birds with one stone by ArseneLupin · 2004-01-27 01:59 · Score: 5, Funny

Seems like this is Linux's ultimate weapon of mass destruction because:
Didn't you get it? There are no weapons of mass destruction! It was all made up by Darl and his cronies!

Re:I never thought I'd say this... by swordboy · 2004-01-27 01:47 · Score: 5, Funny

Better yet, go here and keep clicking refresh - maybe you'll be the first to see the DDoS taking place!

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ed by ballpoint · 2004-01-27 01:47 · Score: 5, Funny

but it's always sad to watch someone stoop to this level

s/is/eir

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Not so different from SETI? by orty78 · 2004-01-27 01:48 · Score: 5, Funny

This is very similar to the SETI@Home project. I'd like to try it out and run it for a while. How and where do I sign up?

Re:Not so different from SETI? by julesh · 2004-01-27 02:01 · Score: 3, Funny

You're in luck. Just run your standard Windows e-mail client, publish your e-mail address on a web page, and start running all those nice screen savers people will e-mail to you. No sign up required.

Re:SCO probably wrote it by Simon+Lyngshede · 2004-01-27 01:49 · Score: 5, Funny

Well maybe they didn't write it, but Im sure there is some SCO code in it.

New tactics? by CaptainAlbert · 2004-01-27 01:52 · Score: 4, Funny

Seems like it's about time SCO came up with a new business model. Here's my suggestion:

FROM: Mr. Darl McBride
Santa Cruz Organisation
Lindon, Utah

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Santa Cruz Organisation to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Santa Cruz Organisation has recently concluded a large number of dubious security trades. These pump-and-dump operations have immediately produced moneys equalling US$75,000,000. The Santa Cruz Organisation is desirous of setting up business in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the U.S. Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

Your assistance is requested as a non-U.S. citizen to assist the Santa Cruz Organisation in moving these funds out of the U.S. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your Swedish account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Santa Cruz Organisation. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Santa Cruz Organisation would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$7.5 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to U.S. law, you must hold at least one license for Santa Cruz Organisation Intellectual Property, which are available at a cost of US$699.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lindon, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Santa Cruz Organisation.

Please call me at your earliest convenience. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the U.S. Government will realize that the Federal Reserve is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

Darl McBride

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Re:SCO probably wrote it by jimicus · 2004-01-27 01:53 · Score: 5, Funny

Anyone whose computer is infected with this worm is violating our IP! You must pay $699 for a license!

Reminds me of a joke... by mirko · 2004-01-27 01:54 · Score: 4, Funny

A young boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a crushed frog on a string. He goes up to the madam and says, " I'd like to have the service of one of your young ladies, but she's gotta have herpes."

The madam, taken aback by the boy, asks him, "Little boy, why on earth would you want to ruin your life at such an early age?"

The boy says, "I don't want to explain, Either you help me out or I'll go somewhere that will!"

The madam figures his money is better spent here than somewhere else, and takes him into the back to meet his lady.

About an hour later the boy, still dragging the frog, tries to pay for his time.

"Keep your money", said the Madam, "but I've just got to know why a boy your age wants herpes so badly. Won't you please tell me?"

The boy takes a deep breath and sighs. "Ma'am, you see this frog? When I go home tonight, mom and dad are going out, and the babysitter will come over. And the babysitter will get the herpes. Then mom and dad will come home, dad will take the babysitter home, and dad will get herpes. When mom and dad go to bed tonight, mom will get herpes. Tomorrow, I'll go to school, dad will go to work, and the milkman will get herpes.
And the milkman," the boy sobbed, "the milkman is the son of a bitch who ran over my frog!"

Now, with a proper sed'ing :

A young skr1pt k1dd13z walks into a whorehouse dragging a crushed computer on a string. He goes up to the spammer and says, " I'd like to have the service of one of your young bulkers, but she's gotta have MyDoom."

The spammer, taken aback by the skr1pt k1dd13z, asks him, "Little skr1pt k1dd13z, why on earth would you want to ruin your life at such an early age?"

The skr1pt k1dd13z says, "I don't want to explain, Either you help me out or I'll go somewhere that will!"

The spammer figures his money is better spent here than somewhere else, and takes him into the back to meet his bulker.

About an hour later the skr1pt k1dd13z, still dragging the computer, tries to pay for his time.

"Keep your money", said the spammer, "but I've just got to know why a skr1pt k1dd13z your age wants MyDoom so badly. Won't you please tell me?"

The skr1pt k1dd13z takes a deep breath and sighs. "Spammer, you see this computer? When I go home tonight, proxy server and exchange server are going out, and the mail gateway will come over. And the mail gateway will get the MyDoom. Then proxy server and exchange server will come home, exchange server will take the mail gateway home, and exchange server will get MyDoom. When proxy server and exchange server go to bed tonight, proxy server will get MyDoom. Tomorrow, I'll go to school, exchange server will go to work, and Darl will get MyDoom.
And Darl," the skr1pt k1dd13z sobbed, "Darl is the son of a bitch who ran over my computer!"

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Re:I never thought I'd say this... by Pollux · 2004-01-27 02:01 · Score: 3, Funny

Obviously SCO has a lot of enemies out there right now, but it's always sad to watch someone stoop to this level.

Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!

You know, this reminds me of one time when an apartment building in our neighborhood was burning. Sure, you felt sorry to see it burn, and you felt sorry to see the people who lived there get hurt, but man, it's really fun to watch a building burn!

Really, there was one guy in the group who came out in a lawn chair with a six pack and watched it all happen. Raised his beer with a "Hell yea!" when the wooden frame structure collapsed.

Re:Something Doesn't Add Up by PhilHibbs · 2004-01-27 02:03 · Score: 3, Funny

00:00 blinking on their VCRs

There's agreat new solution solution to that problem.

So sad by Pedrito · 2004-01-27 02:15 · Score: 5, Funny

Obviously SCO has a lot of enemies out there right now, but it's always sad to watch someone stoop to this level.

Yes, it makes me very sad. Can someone hand me a hanky? I think I need some alone time to cry about this.

Re:I never thought I'd say this... by swordboy · 2004-01-27 02:15 · Score: 4, Funny

The funny thing is that the virus isn't even supposed to start the DDoS until February 1st... STOP CLICKING HERE PEOPLE!

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Pirates? by Aldric · 2004-01-27 02:20 · Score: 5, Funny

I never even knew that SCO owned any ships, never mind that one of them had been boarded and plundered by pirates.

Re:SCO probably wrote it by TedCheshireAcad · 2004-01-27 02:20 · Score: 4, Funny

This attack only helps SCO. They get sympathy. What do the worm writers get?

Sir, it is obvious you have little to no understanding of the 1337 script kiddie culture. In exchange for a DDOS attack, the worm writers get something called mad pr0pz, which is a form of honor and integrity among those in the community.

Re:I never thought I'd say this... by x-router · 2004-01-27 02:22 · Score: 4, Funny

Better yet can someone send me the virus in a handy network install so I can role it out onto our corp nets?

W00t ! I did it ! by o'reor · 2004-01-27 02:23 · Score: 5, Funny

After a few clicks I got this :

Server Error

The following error occurred:
[code=SERVER_RESPONSE_RESET] The server response could not be read because of an error. Contact your system administrator.

Please contact the administrator.

Woo-hoo ! I DoSed the SCO server with only one finger !

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Re:W00t ! I did it ! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-01-27 02:36 · Score: 5, Funny

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Re:I never thought I'd say this... by Anonymous Coward · 2004-01-27 02:47 · Score: 3, Funny

What the hell, lets slashdot them too.

Real Human Beings by Thor+Ablestar · 2004-01-27 02:49 · Score: 3, Funny

where real human beings take their opressors to court, and pirates initiate violent action against those they dislike.

Thief (targeting a pistol): Money, quickly!

Real Human Being (With a disarming smile): Mr Thief, Would you like to visit a court with me in order to resolve our conflict? I just happen to have some megabucks to spend for our litigation!

Re:Funny, I think: by clarkc3 · 2004-01-27 02:51 · Score: 3, Funny

On the bottom of the netcraft report you can see an OS history of www.sco.com - apparently they switched from SCO UNIX to Linux in August 2002...

I'm sure they just gave themselves a license and wrote off the $699 on their taxes as a business expense ;)

Not the intended effect by unoengborg · 2004-01-27 03:16 · Score: 4, Funny

Doing DDoS on SCO just makes people feel sorry for them. They do not deserve that.

Besides SCO doesn't need the internet as they hardly can expect to have any real customers left.

Nowdays their business model is based purely on litegation. To my knowledge lawsuits are delivered by hand, so a DDoS would not disturb their business at all.

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Heard in the halls of SCO by scoove · 2004-01-27 03:19 · Score: 4, Funny

[Darl] You see the stock yesterday? Kept going down. And hard. I even heard the analysts are onto our scam.

[Bob] Yup. It's getting just plain impossible to dump this stock anymore. What do we do? We got hammered on that 'dog ate our homework' line on our court filing last week. What do you think David? You guys did a bang up job making it look like Gore won Florida when there was no way a recount would ever show that. Hell, half the country still believes that 'selected, not elected' crap.

[Boies] Well I always say, play offense, not defense. We need to get the public back on our side. Control the spin. You know, make us out to be the victim again. It plays into these schmucks capability for pity.

[Darl] I got it! What if we were being attacked by evil hackers again? (laughs)

[Boies] Bingo. What can your geeks whip up quick, Darl?

[Darl] Well they sure ain't coding operating systems and their time spent looking for code violations in Linux has been a big waste. Maybe we could put them on making some sort of johnson or trojan or something that attacks our Internet connection. Bench, you think that'd help our numbers?

[Bob] Might. What'da say Dave?

[Boies] Hell, it'd be perfect! I'd bet it'd not only turn the PR our way, but I could put that half-assed son of Hatch's to business suing Internet service providers for causing our business damage. And if we totally bomb in court with this asshole judge, we'll just claim the whole company imploded cause of the Internet hacks and sue the pants off of every provider.

[Darl] Love it! Hey, let's call it some prophetic name like SCO doom or our doom like those bozos at the church are always yacking about end of world crap. Should get them riled up too. And hey, it might just be true for SCO! To the bank, buddies!

Re:This is not one of SCO's enemies... by Thor+Ablestar · 2004-01-27 03:40 · Score: 3, Funny

I hate the techno terrorists, but...

SCO will be broken by the weight of justice and right, not by mindless thugware.

Some time ago I had a hope that Microsoft will be broken by the weight of justice and right plus weight of users' dissatisfaction...

Re:I never thought I'd say this... by falzer · 2004-01-27 04:24 · Score: 5, Funny

Hey, that's my birthday!

Aw geez, you guys shouldn't have!

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