What's The Actual Cost of A Virus?
ThosLives writes "CNN Money just posted a story that says the MyDoom virus may cost businesses $250M. My favorite quote is that for small to medium businesses with 400 or less employees, the estimate is between $48,000 and $58,000 cost to 'secure themselves' from the particular virus. Does anyone know where that number comes from? If one can charge a year's salary to fix one virus, I'm in the wrong job! Any input out there on the real, hard costs of things such as virus protection?"
Let's see...
The cost of securing your mail server from viruses includes...
The total cost of protecting a company from *all* viruses that go to their business accounts runs around $200 maximum.
Any moron who works at a company and opens said attachment should be fired anyway. So in the long run, the company actually *saves* money by all these worms going out.
So that must mean that SCO must be rewarding the MyDoom author for all the extra money they keep from firing morons at their company that open those attachments. Wait... that can't be right...
/^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
Another thing that's expensive and not to be forgotten is the bandwidth of sending all this crap spam. Why should the recipient of these messages bear the costs of the bandwidth essentially wasted because of these messages.
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The biggest cost of these sort of virus is time.
Time waiting for your 'net link to do what you've paid for it to do while your email server chokes on hundreds of incoming virus emails.
Time wasted by tech staff explaining to every user at least once to not click that file (or if the organisation has virus scanning) to ignore the ten dozen "virus has been nuked" warning emails.
Time wasted by staff who have to spend time ignoring this junk, replying to warnings about the thing from their naieve friends and family emailing then CNN URLs and saying, "is this for real?"
Time wasted making sure the company virus protection is up to date on laptop machines that get infected at home on 'raw' Internet connections then get plugged into the pristine corporate network in the morning. Time wasted fixing machine that weren't caught in time.
This sort of cost really adds up...
Do your math: you say between $48K and $58K per small biz, so let's take a lowly $50K average. The sum is supposed to be $250M, which is only 5000 times those $50K.
are there only 5000 small businesses out there?
i think not.
So those $48K to $58K must certainly be understood as a "worst case" figure applying only to a fraction of businesses out there
Well, Mandrake Linux fits on three CDs, so I'd say the cost of securing a business against virus attacks is about 75p.
The reason why so many attacks are against Windows is that Windows is usable by complete morons -- and, as an inevitable result, you get complete morons using it. Yes, we all know GNU/Linux requires a little tech savvy. You don't get smart enough to use GNU/Linux without first learning that running just any old programme when you don't have the faintest idea what it does, is a bloody stupid thing to do. On the other hand, any living advertisement for the pro-choice movement can fire up Windows XP and get their computer riddled with malware in a twinkling. Why? Because Windows is too easy to use.
It's a perfect illustration of reverse evolution in action. You try to make something idiot-proof, then nature only goes and comes out with a dafter idiot.
You could never make a car that a five-year-old could drive safely -- and even if you could, it would necessarily lack so much functionality it would barely be usable. Really, there's no point trying -- it's better to issue full driving licences only to adults and only on completion of a test. And then we don't have to suffer the consequences of cars that would be driveable by five-year-olds.
The very fact that GNU/Linux naturally weeds out complete retards probably explains why there are not -- and will never be -- as many GNU/Linux exploits as there are Windows exploits.
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The argument I hear the most, without a doubt "Windows gets more viruii because it's more popular". I call bullshit! I know it's bullshit because of Apache. Apache, by almost any web server survey, has at least as many servers as IIS (netcraft says between 2x and 3x, but let's say just as many for sake of argument). So by this reasoning, apache should have as many worms as IIS. But, as far as I can remember, there have only been two Apache worms. Neither of which btw were as crippling as any IIS worm. In fact, I was running multiple apache servers at the time of both of them and got neither one. What about Oracle? IIRC Oracle has a larger market share than sql server. Do we know of any RDBMS worms as devistating as slammer?
Microsoft still isn't taking security seriously. Although this virus requires user interaction, Microsoft shouldn't make it so easy to execute content. Hell, content can be executed just by looking at the preview pane in outlook. Check out the story over in developers. MS decided instead of fixing the url spoofing bug that phishers have been using since december, they are just going to not allow urls with an @ sign in them.
Then you've got your idiots over at security focus, such as Tim Mullen (who is a security consultant for MS btw) who believes security shouldn't be an issue for MS to worry about. It should be the end user who worries about it. It's no wonder they do not take security seriously when you've got people with views like that advising you.
Let's not forget the anti virus companies. Their lively hood is protecting people from virii. Not stoping them, protecting people from them. If we didn't have virii, then the anti virus companies would be out of business.
When you've got all this political bullshit swirling around the only one that loses is the end user. The one who bought their computer to enhance their life. To get onto the internet and reasearch car safety because their teenager is about to drive. Or the grandma who wants to recieve pictures from her grand children. Or the first time user that gets a virus within 15 minutes of plugging in their new computer, ensuring they will probably hate it from that point on.
I'm the sysadmin for a small ISP. Here's our rough figures:
New mail server, bought last February: $2500
FreeBSD 4.8: $0.
Qmail: $0.
Vpopmail: $0.
qmail-scanner: $0.
Spamassassin: $0.
F-prot antivirus for unix file servers: $400/year/server.
My time*: $3000.
Moving from sendmail to qmail and watching sendmail admins patching: priceless.
Moving from sendmail to qmail and watching server load averages go from 20 to 0.02: priceless.
Adding on spamassassin server wide and watching server load averages go from 0.02 to 3.0: well, it's still better than sendmail was.
Watching the server eat 30,000 viruses a day during the MyDoom attack after months of hard work: totally righteous.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's my Boss' Mastercard. Accepted in places where Open Source Software impresses geeks like me.
* I'd never before used any of the software listed above. It took a while to learn it all in between tech support calls.
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