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Xbox for $99? Xbox 2 in 2005?

TimeForGuinness writes "CNN is reporting that Microsoft's Xbox may be on the verge of a substantial price cut, falling from $179 to $99 by Labor Day, and Microsoft will launch its next generation console in late 2005 - a year earlier than has been previously rumored. That would put the Xbox 2 on store shelves up to a full year before Sony's PlayStation 3."

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  1. Batman touched my junk liberally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.

    Can you believe it? Batman did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the batmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.

    They definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Mr. Wayne but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.

    This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the batmobile to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it! Can you believe it?

  2. Re:Ask Slashdot: man or mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Admit your gay and take lessons on sucking cock. You're probably a lot better at that than eating pussy.

  3. Re:$99!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Would somebody mind posting a summary of what it takes to turn an Xbox into a standalone PVR, from modding to installation, etc.?

  4. MOD PARENT('s head) UP (MikeRoweSoft's ass) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    true, true.

  5. You're free to touch my junk- liberally-any time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The parent post is just absolutely hilarious!

    The quality of trolls seems to be on the rise these days.

  6. Closer to $800 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Don't forget the $699 SCO licensing fee.

  7. Off topic - mod down by kyoko21 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just want my Halo 2 please. Then we can talk about Xbox2.