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Nit-Pickers Guide to Deviations in Jackson's LotR

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the one-for-comic-book-guy dept.

bcolflesh submits "A lengthy list of deviations to be found when comparing the text of The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien and the translation of those texts to film as undertaken by Peter Jackson, et.al."

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  1. I WIN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    NOW GIMME MY MONIES!

  2. This is dupe from, like, months ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    [obligatory nonsense]

  3. Hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    kindly read the attached love letter from me

    <<Attachment: loveletter.vbs.txt>>

  4. Re:Missed a few.. by sadomikeyism · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    75. In the book, Gandalf isn't the one saying "You shall not pass!", It's the Black Knight. "Sir William of Redmond, fucking k'nigget!" "Make way for Sir Bill... Make way for Sir Bill" "How do you know he's Sir Bill?" "Cause he's the only one who's got slashdot all over 'im."

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  5. NNNOOOOO!!!!11!!!`!11`~`1~TILDE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I shall truly drown in a pool of tears and mucus tonight from such sorrow from this tragic news. I do think that the only thing that could lift my spirits in the slightest is to shove several dead kittens up my ass to go along with the greased up yoda doll. Yoda dolls and dead kittens inhabiting my tender anal canal will do some amount of good in this time of true tragedy.

  6. Re:Missed a few.. by elitebrad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Indeed.

  7. Re:Celeborn was not an Eldar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wow. I couldn't care less. Thanks for absolutely nothing.

  8. You forgot the most important one! by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    In the original, Han shoots first!

    Cheers,
    IT

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  9. Re:Missed a few.. by sadomikeyism · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sorry, that last line is 6 syllables. You lose, wanka.

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