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FTC vs. Open Relays, round 2
mbrain writes "PC World is reporting on a new federal program run by the FTC to close relays and proxies that serve as spam gateways. It's called 'Operation Secure Your Server'. The FTC will publicize this program by... sending tens of thousands of emails." I think it's a continuation of this program.
"Put it in me, Ridley," Samus cooed.
He moved forward gently. Her lips were of little resistance. He continued to sink deeper, and was nearly halfway in when he met some resistance.
"Wha...?" was all Ridley could say. He mentally flipped through all his human anatomy classes, in search of what it meant. "You're...a virgin?" Ridley asked, unsure if that was what it was.
"I guess so..." Samus said, then moaned. "...Please, Ridley, take me!" She wrapped her legs around as much of Ridley's waist as possible, and began to pull towards her. Ridley shrugged, and proceeded with care once again.
He gave a little push. It did not give way. He pushed harder. Samus grunted. "...do it...harder..." Samus whispered. Ridley nodded and pushed harder. It finally gave. Samus released a shriek of pain.
"Are you okay, Samus?" Ridley asked. Samus nodded. "Keep going, it'll feel better."
He continued pushing in. Samus gave out quiet moans of discomfort, but did not shriek again.
Finally, Ridley met her hip to hip. He withdrew almost completely, and started pushing back in.
He continued doing so, gradually going faster and faster. He began to drag his tongue around Samus' breasts, and lifted Samus up a little so he could massage her buttocks. He even very lightly tapped his claw atop the puckered hole of Samus' anus, sending shivers throughout the amnesiac bounty hunter.
Soon, his pace reached one thrust per second. Neither he nor Samus would last much longer.
Finally, Samus came. The pulsing walls of her vaginal canal milked Ridley's member, causing him to come as well. He shot a moderate load of semen into Samus, some oozing out to coat their pelvic regions. Exhausted, they fell to their sides, facing one another.
Samus was out of breath. "Boy...while I can't...exactly compare you...to anything else...I'd say...that was pretty damn good." Ridley remained silent and pulled Samus into his arms. He, too, was tired.
Samus snuggled against his scaly hide and soon dozed off.
white hackers?? WHITE HACKERS??
so i suppose any other colour isn't good enough??
well that's just fine bud, why don't you just get the KKK to write you some software!!
thanks a lot hitler, you hurt my feelings you insensitive clod!
I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.
If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.
For example, in this recent post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.
More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.
More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?
FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed
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