Superbowling

An assortment of Super Bowl tidbits: Supposedly sports gambling sites are being threatened with denial of service attacks if they don't pay protection money - also a Reuters story. Infinitus writes "The NFL's legal firm has a PDF up that outlines the NFL's intellectual property rights to words like 'Super Bowl' and 'NFL'. Including a neat little chart that tells you what you can and can't say..." VeggiePossum23 writes "Panthers Upset Patriots, 29 to 21... at least in the Sony Sponsored '989 Sports Game Before the Game' played on NFL Gameday 2004 on the PS2 Console. This annual event, held Wednesday night in Houston, has a perfect 8-year track record of picking the winner of the Super Bowl. Carolina Panthers Wide Receiver Steve Smith controlled the Panthers, winning an upset victory against New England Patriots' Wide Out Troy Brown, also controlling his own team." lordbyron writes "CBS is doing a SuperBowl of commercials that will include a vote for the best commercial in history. You can watch the top 10 now and make sure that you vote at 9pm on Sunday 1/31. It includes some classics like the Apple commercial and the exploding mosquitos from Tabasco."Wing Bowl.--->

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No, it does matter

[Misinformed]

Supposedly sports gambling sites are being threatened with denial of service attacks if they don't pay protection money - also a Reuters story..

It wasn't mentined (in the articles) that these threats demanded they buy a /. subscription, or else they would be posted to the front page!

Football IP?

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

intellectual property rights to words like 'Super Bowl' and 'NFL'.

Funny, I never thought I'd see "intellectual", "SuperBowl" and "NFL" in the same sentence ...

2 teams of 11

[Anonymous Coward]

Kick a ball around for 2* 45 minute sessions. That ball is called a football (the ball has a structure similar to C-64 in terms of pentagons and hexagons). The game of 'football' is played all around the world.

Re:Being English, I have to ask...

[The I Shing]

American Football is big, big business in the USA. It represents what Americans love best, which is war. It has nearly all the elements of a war, fought during a time frame of about four hours, with sixty minutes of actual game time. It has offense, defense, gaining ground, losing ground, battle after battle, strategies, tactics, hierarchical command structures, casualties, statistics, a winner, and a loser.

The Superbowl represents the pinnacle of all this, the wheat having been separated from the chaff throughout the regular season and post-season.

It's a chance for American Football aficianados to gather over pizza, chicken wings, potato chips, shrimp cocktail, and copious beer, and cheer on one team or the other.

For the fans in the home city of a Superbowl contender, there is a level of excitement that would probably embarrass a British person to death. Scottish people, on the other hand, would quite understand.

At least...

[Bagels]

At least their legal team seems to realize how ridiculous some of this IP stuff is. From the chart of dos and don'ts mentioned in the post:

- You *can* make fun of the fact that you cannot say the phrase "Super Bowl" (e.g. by beeping it out).

Heres a summary

[t_allardyce]

from the PDF:

The first rule of Super Bowl: You do not talk about 'Super Bowl'

The second rule of Super Bowl: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SUPER BOWL

The third rule of Super Bowl: The words: Super Bowl, Super Sunday, NFL, AFC and NFC are all trade marks of the National Football League. If you utter or taint them we WILL kick your fucking head in! OK?

threatened with denial of service attacks

[stephanruby]

Supposedly sports gambling sites are being threatened with denial of service attacks if they don't pay protection money - also a Reuters story.

Finally, a viable business model for Slashdot.

Re:Don't forget the ad CBS is refusing to air.

[op00to]

Yeah, thank god the ads about terrorism and drugs will still air. I was deathly afraid I wouldn't recieve my share of unbalanced propaganda!

what words?

[fermion]

The Super Bowl is happening on Super Sunday. The National Football League(NFL), American Football Conference(AFC) and National Football Conference (NFC) will hold this contrived event to determine who is the best Football team in the world. Of course the rest of the world in not invited.

In this contest, between Carolina Panthers and New England Patriots, extremely wealthy men will forgo their normal environment and put on many pounds of gear to play whimped down version of Rugby. The winner of the game will be the champion.

Of course, this is entertainment so the true relevance is the demographic that it delivers to the advertisers. In this sense, the Super Bowl will once again fulfill it's primary mission.

One also suspects that many Americans, for the first time, will know the existence and location of Carolina.

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