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MATRIX - A Dossier for Every Person in Utah

jxs2151 writes: "According to the Deseret Morning News former Utah Gov. Mike Leavitt signed Utah's 2.4 million residents up for a pilot program that gathers dossiers on every single man, woman and child and didn't bother to tell anyone. According to the article MATRIX -- Multistate Anti-Terrorism Information Exchange '...cross-references government records from both public and private databases, putting together a dossier on individuals for use by law enforcement.' The state's homeland security specialist dismisses concerns: '...any data gleaned for Utah's participation in MATRIX is information already available to law enforcement.' The Utah legislature is trying to figure out how to get the state out of the program but the question is how was the Governor able to enroll the -whole state- without anyone knowing?"

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  1. Can I read Darl's? by Hobbex · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pretty please?

    1. Re:Can I read Darl's? by Agent+Snith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mr. McBride.. welcome back. We've missed you.

    2. Re:Can I read Darl's? by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Funny

      Florida? Utah? Who can say where The Matrix really is? Who can say what The Matrix really is?

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  2. Lots of cross-referencing to do. by MisterFancypants · · Score: 3, Funny
    Considering all the multi-marriage mormons in Utah, they're gonna have their hands full on the database design for this thing.

    1. Re:Lots of cross-referencing to do. by l810c · · Score: 2, Funny
      I sure hope it's relational. If it's anything like the damn database I'm working with now the Spouse table would contain fields:

      Wife1
      Wife2
      Wife3
      Wife4
      etc..

    2. Re:Lots of cross-referencing to do. by ilsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      They will also need fields for multiple relationship codes, such as Wife1/Cousin, or Daughter/Neice.

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    3. Re:Lots of cross-referencing to do. by tweder · · Score: 3, Funny

      sure I omitted keys, but that's an exercide left to the reader

      Oh, c'mon - it's not _THAT_ hard. Exercide implies that doing so will kill me.

    4. Re:Lots of cross-referencing to do. by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 2, Funny
      To make the database even more interesting, the prophet (whoever that happens to be at the moment) can reassign wives at will. If you (assuming you are a guy) get out of line (question the prophet, etc.) then you lose your wives, your house, your kids, your shiny little thrown in heaven...

      Sounds more like listening to country music than a database.

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  3. Thats it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's my Tin foil???

  4. Red pill / Blue pill by egg+troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez...could they have picked a worse name to have sent the geeks into overdrive than Matrix?

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    1. Re:Red pill / Blue pill by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 3, Funny

      BIG BROTHER

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  5. Re:America: Wake the fuck up! by kaltkalt · · Score: 0, Funny

    sorry, we're at war with drugs and terrorism and a few other nouns. freedom and liberty doesn't matter when you are at "war"....

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  6. When oh when... by Unominous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    is somebody going to attach a turbine to George Orwell?

    Just think of all the nuclear power stations that could be decommissioned as a result

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  7. Re:Private company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's not the only reason to be glad you don't live in Utah.

  8. Re:Private company? by kaltkalt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hasn't everyone always been glad they don't live in utah?

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  9. MATRIX by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it anything like SCMODS?

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  10. Re:Matrix in Georgia by andih8u · · Score: 2, Funny

    ahh, the ol, Clinton strategy eh?

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  11. Re:Conspiracy? by no+longer+myself · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sorry... I checked with a dictionary. A conspiracy is the act of secretly planning to do something wrong, especially a wrong against the government. The legal definition is an agreement by two or more persons to act unlawfully.

    Since this program is not a secret (as it is on /.), and the people implementing the program are widely believed to be the government, and everything the government does is seen to be legal (even if it isn't), then there is no conspiracy.

    It doesn't make it any less disturbing.

  12. Matrix?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was about to post my thoughts about this, but all of a sudden there's this guy with something in his ear named Smith who keeps calling me Anderson...

  13. Re:Weird. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I always wondered about that too. Let's face it, the whole mormon religion was created to allow Joseph Smith to screw a bunch of women in the 1800s.

  14. Just Wait by assassinofdemons · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait till it slips out that the whole country has this "Matrix Database" thing going on. Oops, shouldnt'a said that.... Dubya's gonna kill me xDDD

  15. Re:when governments remove civil liberties by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to mention abuse of the DMCA, and any other law they can find.

    You misspelled "fund."

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  16. Re:Is Florida any better? by JGski · · Score: 4, Funny
    > Is Florida any better? Supposedly there's half a dozen spammers in one Florida county alone.

    "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

    semi-quote from Aliens :-)

  17. Re:Acronym by Kwil · · Score: 2, Funny

    No... MATIE as in "Aaargh, MATIE! Thar be a treasure fer yon pyrates!"

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  18. Re: Moron about Mormons by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 3, Funny

    He did a little too much LDS at Berkeley in the 60's.

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  19. Apologies to South Park . . by CleverNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

    Utah built a thing called MATRIX
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dummmbbbb

    They promise that they won't abuse it
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dummmbbbb

  20. Re: Moroni about Mormons by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mormons claim to be Christians, but their theology, doctrines, practices, and beliefs are not.

    My imaginary sky-ghost can beat your imaginary sky-ghost because you deluded heathen don't know that eating shellfish or not mutilating newborn boys makes the sky-ghost really pissy!

  21. Question? What question..... by ibm1130 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Utah legislature is trying to figure out how to get the state out of the program but the question is how was the Governor able to enroll the -whole state- without anyone knowing?"

    Well d'uh. Never heard of an opt-out list?

  22. Easy by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before everyone gets all up in arms about this as a potential invasion of privacy I should point out that Utah's social homogeneity meant that only 4 actual dossiers had to be assembled -- everyone else's dossier was a symbolic link to one of those 4.

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