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Google v. Microsoft
ph43thon writes "The New York Times business section has an article, The Coming Search Wars, about Google and Microsoft. It's fairly long and pretty interesting. Oddly, the writer or somebody out there, seems to think that Google v. Microsoft is analogous to Netscape v. Microsoft. I wasn't aware that you needed to download special software to run this Google search application. Somehow, I don't think Microsoft will find this fight to be as easy."
First Post!!!!!!!
Move swiftly. The coarse hair around my asshole stiffens and my gun is unseating itself from the holster. It is not by my choice; I am being commanded by the forces within my manhood that I cannot control. Even as I feel the slow drip of liquid waste from my maned anus, I am enthralled by the site of this distended elephant, stretching in the sunlight.
His skin is a dull grey, and I can't wait until I can find myself licking his gargantuan shithole until my tongue is bruised and swollen.
I found myself tasting of his giant dong, manuevering my salivating tongue over the knobby grooves. It was an odd taste that echoed delight from my mouth, reminding me slightly of something I couldn't place.
As I pulled my mouth back from his rubberish rod (it was much like vulcanized rubber), pachyderm semen strands began to expand between the void. A festering jelly-like substance, my simple human mind could not comprehend the saltiness.
Here's an interesting followup article
How the FUCK is that a troll?
Someone please fix that moderation. It's POSSIBLY offtopic, but more like informative.
When you type the Nazi spelling of the word, Sauwastika, google says "Did you mean Swastika" (the traditional symbol that has been used by many cultures since about 200 A.D.). Politically biased if you axe me.
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