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Bochs x86 IA-32 Emulator 2.1 Released

Asmodeus writes "Just noticed that the 2.1 release of the Bochs IA-32 emulator is out at the Bochs home page For those not in the know, Bochs is an open source implementation of the x86 instruction set(s) and a virtual PC (al la VMWare) which is capable of booting FreeDOS and Linux under the host control of another OS."

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  1. Batman touched my junk liberally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.

    Can you believe it? Batman did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the batmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.

    They definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Mr. Wayne but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.

    This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the batmobile to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it! Can you believe it?

  2. excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    this was good.

  3. Janet Jackson's Super Bowl TITS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll





    I want pictures of Janet Jackson's tit from the half time show!! Anyone got a link?!


  4. we want 64-bit by nil5 · · Score: -1, Troll

    like, 32-bit is so cliche. and more to the point, who really cares about a 32bit x86 emu? i mean, for a small number of folks that might be useful, but for the vast majority of us, that is not "newsworthy".

  5. If he ever does that again, do what I did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor. I got back up and knocked him to the floor. He was being such a jackoff.

  6. It's dated 12 January you fucking morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's fucking ages ago. How come you didn't notice before? Old news. I want a refund.

  7. Artical text in case of slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Welcome to the Bochs IA-32 Emulator Project
    Cocks is a highly portable open sores IA-32 (x86) PC masturbator written in C++, that runs on most popular pants. It includes stimulation of the Intel x86 CPU, common I/O devices, and a custom BEAT. Currently, Fucks can be compiled to ejaculate a 386, 486, Pentium, Penis Pro or AMD69 CPU, including optional MMX, SSE, SEX and 3DNow instructions.
    Bochs is capable of banging most Operating Systems inside the vagina including Linux, Windows(R) 95, DOS, and Windows(R) NT 4. Boobs was written by Kevin Lawton and is currently maintained by Penisbird.

    Bochs can be compiled and used in a variety of modes, some which are still in development. The 'typical' use of bochs is to provide complete x86 PC emulation, including the x86 processor, hardware devices, and memory. This allows you to run OS's and software within the emulator on your workstation, much like you have a machine inside of a machine. For instance, let's say your workstation is a Unix/X11 workstation, but you want to run Win'95 applications. Bochs will allow you to run Win 95 and associated software on your Unix/X11 workstation, displaying a window on your workstation, simulating a monitor on a PC.

  8. GNAA announces free showers 4 all jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    All kikes please report to the shower immediately. Jews have no place in the GNAA-controlled future.

    1. Re:GNAA announces free showers 4 all jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      good luck getting that jewball RMS near any shower.

  9. Why DDOS? What is the fucking point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why DDOS www.sco.com?

    Why not assinatate Darl McBride?

    doesn't that make more sense?

  10. Man or mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    "You're not a man, you're a mouse!" my wife screamed at me this morning when I failed to satisfy her orally.

    1. Re:Man or mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Dude... You are so lucky. I've been trying to get my wife to do that to me for the past year now. She's kind of getting into it a little, but not as much as I would like. However, since women are superior to men, I just have to continue to try and seduce her dominant nature. Could you mind sharing how you got your wife to that point? It would prove helpful to those of us who are trying to get our wives and girlfriends into Female Domination. I can' wait until the world is run by women. We'll finally see all these stupid wars stop and the focus will shift from profit and greed at all costs, to supporting the family in a fair way. We men just need to accept that women are far more suprior to us in every way. I have, and I believe I (and men like me) are the model male of the future.