MIT Develops Nanoruler
Makarand writes "MIT Researchers have developed
a device to make the most precise rulers - the Nanoruler,
whose "ticks" are mere nanometers apart.
The Nanoruler can pattern gratings of lines and spaces more accurately
than other methods across large surfaces more than 12 inches in diameter, a
capability important to a number of applications like preparing
larger wafers for the production of computer chips and higher-resolution space telescopes.
The Nanoruler works by using interference lithography where
two laser beams interfere with each other to produce interference "fringes", or
parallel planes of high and low light intensity.
These fringes are then recorded onto the surface
as lines and spaces using the same techniques used for tracing circuits onto silicon."
And with it, we can messure the worlds smallest penis. Cmdr Taco, where are you? I have something I want to messure.
Or is it?????
all in the name of measuring our friend Darl's little pecker i guess
At last, a penis measuring device for SUV drivers.
MIT researchers admitted that they were prompted to develop the nanoruler in an effort to measure the actual amount of SCO code found in the Linux kernel.
"Hey, those math analyst guys who said there's code in them thar kernels are startin' to look like a bunch o' fools," said Poindexter Whittlesalot, head janitor in the lab where the nanoruler was developed. "We figgered we could rescue their reps and that of the whole darn MIT bunch by comin' up with a ruler that can actually measure the code."