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The Return Of Tamagotchi

rm007 writes "The BBC is reporting that Bandai is going to re-release its (in-)famous Tamagotchi toy next month. The new Tamagotchi's habits will be more grown up than the original version; it will be able to mingle, chat and date with other Tamagotchis using infrared portals, and even marry and have babies. The original Tamagotchi was first launched in 1996 and had sold 40 million units within a couple of years. The new version, called Tamagotchi Plus will go on sale on 2 March priced at 1,980 yen ($19)."

50 comments

  1. Brilliant marketing! by El · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Won't the Tamagotchi having a baby force you to spend another $20 for another unit to house the baby? Or can one collect several generations of virtual creatures on a single device?

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    1. Re:Brilliant marketing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      i just want to hear it start beeping porno music while they are on "dates".

    2. Re:Brilliant marketing! by nocomment · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i can't wait to hear my tamagotchi talking about it's "baby's momma"

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    3. Re:Brilliant marketing! by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 1
      Serious answer...I'm 17 now, and I was still in elementary school when the original was released. I ended up getting a knockoff that featured Looney Tunes characters, and you could have up to four of them alive at a time. I'm assuming that the babies would live in the same unit as the parent.

      And yes, you're right. I DO have no life.

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  2. AAAHHHH!! by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear $deity no!

    1. Re:AAAHHHH!! by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      I agree. The last thing I need is some moron who uses these things crashing their car into me. Story from the Darwin Awards:
      A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her passenger and killing herself. As a commonplace road accident, this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination were it not for the fact that the driver's attention had been distracted by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had started urgently beeping for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own.
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  3. And one of the babies looked at me. by heldlikesound · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    'I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krobapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me!!!'

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    1. Re:And one of the babies looked at me. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krobapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me!!!'

      Offtopic? Nope. The quote's kind of amusing if you imagine Ralph watching the staff playing with these toys.

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  4. evil tamagotchis which breed by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want evil Tamagotchis which breed. They could randomly take on behaviors which cause irritation and emotional distress to their owners, such as playing sick or crying a lot. They could measure their success by how many times the owner presses the off button, in a futile attempt to stop the harrassment. When two Tamagotchis are within radio frequency range, they could exchange data on the most successful techniques, and try to develop new techniques from random combinations of the old ones.

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    1. Re:evil tamagotchis which breed by real_smiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except, you don't choose an evil tamagotchi. Oh no. Occasionaly, good tamagotchis just go bad ;) (Make it like 1 in 100 so you don't hurt sales too bad).

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    2. Re:evil tamagotchis which breed by Flippant+Bastard · · Score: 1

      this would be cool. imagine the headlines: "Princess Anne's Tamagotchi kills Queen's beloved Keychain Pet"

    3. Re:evil tamagotchis which breed by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      It's a computerized device, right?

      Think like a real geek man, just reverse engineer and hack it.. make a tamagotchi "virus" that spreads over the infared port. ;)

    4. Re:evil tamagotchis which breed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      See, this is your killer game/virus. You release a funny pet app. that jumps around in people's cells in their excel sheets. So if you forget to take care of it, it goes nuts and starts ripping up your numbers and screwing with your office documents.


      Either sell it as the next generation of clippy or some kind of terrorist, anti-youknowwhati'm talkingabout kind of screw you microsoft kind of thing.


      Either way.

    5. Re:evil tamagotchis which breed by Mighty+Eris · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a computerized device, right?

      Think like a real geek man, just reverse engineer and hack it.. make a tamagotchi "virus" that spreads over the infared port. ;)


      So, you're trying to convince him to write an STD for his tamagotchi?

    6. Re:evil tamagotchis which breed by PateraSilk · · Score: 1

      Except, you don't choose an evil tamagotchi.

      No, in Soviet Russia, the evil Tamagotchis choose you!

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    7. Re:evil tamagotchis which breed by KhanAFur · · Score: 1

      I had an evil furby once, It started out all nice but at some point it decided that it was going to be perminately sick. Nothing would make it better. I'd reset it, and it would start out sick, it caused enough stress that I pulled the batteries out.

      -Mary

  5. death by tamagotchi by keot · · Score: 5, Informative

    last time there was a tamagotchi craze, people actually died. there was this mum in europe driving along, looking after her sons tamogotchi. it beeped, distracted the mum from the road, and ended up with the car making ugly contact with a few cyclists.
    keep them away!

    1. Re:death by tamagotchi by gmhowell · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hopefully her son died as well. Those genes should NOT be allowed to keep polluting the pool.

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  6. Ugh... by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fads never die, they just become unprofitable. Keep on dumping money down this product line, I'll go watch Power Rangers Super Crazy Ultra Monkey Donkey Clown Force Turbo.

    1. Re:Ugh... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Fads never die, they just become unprofitable."

      What's the difference between dead and unprofitable?

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    2. Re:Ugh... by ooby · · Score: 1

      You can still make money off the dead (ie. undertakers, hit men, identity thieves).

  7. Tamachu by MonkeysKickAss · · Score: 1

    But can these Tamagotchi be able to interact with that virtual pikachu that came out a couple of years ago. Tamagotchi+Virtual Pikachu=Tamachhu, gazoontite.

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  8. NOT a good idea by Asprin · · Score: 5, Funny


    it will be able to mingle, chat and date with other Tamagotchis using infrared portals, and even marry and have babies.

    Yep, I can't wait until I have to stay up until 4:00AM comforting mine with because it got the "can't we just be friends" speech. [*shudder*]

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  9. I Remember Tamagotchis by MBCook · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was in middle school (or maybe it was freshman year of HS) Tamagotchis just game to the states. Everyone in school had one that they played with between classes. I remember one kid (can't remember his name though, Nevin?) who had like 12 of them because the previous Tamagotchis died. He kept them all on one keychain, even the dead ones. You should have seen his face and how mad he got when someone told him all you had to do was stick a paperclip in the back to reset one and you could play again. He didn't know this so every time one died he would just buy another.

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    1. Re:I Remember Tamagotchis by cyrax777 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The irony is the first of the japanese one did not have the reset switch.

  10. Babies??!! by tigersha · · Score: 1

    Hell, why do they not spend money to do research on getting my Athlon to reproduce.

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  11. But you can make money on them... by DaRat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... if you wait long enough and they come back.

    When my brother and I were kids/teens, we bought Transformer, Macross, and general Japanese anime toys. We kept most in good condition including the boxes.

    Several years ago, I sold off most of them, including the ones that my brother didn't want, for a total of $2400 or so. Average per toy was about $150, and a couple went for $500 or so.

  12. IR communication? by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

    How long before somebody figures it out, and programs a "Furby to Tamagotchi" translation gateway on their IR-equipped laptop?

    At least, until the computer gets the tamagotchi pregnant while the owner is surfing porn...

  13. They never went awaaaay by Tsuzuki · · Score: 1

    The two big "monster" properties have had unique Tamagotchi versions for ages... one of the Digimon versions had a link function, so you could grow your monster and battle it against others. The Pokemon Pikachu doubled as a pedometer, where walking around would give you energy to feed and charge up your virtual Pikachu.

    I remember the first generation of Tamagotchi causing schoolwide bans and car accidents... hopefully that doesn't happen this time around. XD

  14. Classic games-of-life by blackrat · · Score: 1

    Hmm. I would rather install Frodo on my Palm T and play one of the absolutely mind-boggling C64 games-of-life "Little Computer People" or "Alter Ego". Nothing beats a trusty old 8-bit classic. Now, back to my MAME session and 1942...

  15. Crazed teacher by matt_wall · · Score: 1

    A bunch of us had tamagotchis, and they would always beep in class, which really annoyed my teacher. she would yell at us to put them away, or stop them beeping. A couple minutes after she said this, my friend's tamagotchi started beeping, and she took it off him and threw it out the window. Crrrazy!

    1. Re:Crazed teacher by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that is crazy. If I were the teacher I would have tossed the kid out the window and kept the tamagotchi.

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    2. Re:Crazed teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how was it at counterpoint?

    3. Re:Crazed teacher by matt_wall · · Score: 1

      That is right whoever you are - I did go to counterpoint academy in Ottawa, Canada. By the way, feel free to e-mail me at slap_the_pig@hotmail.com I now go to Ashbury

  16. umm... by hiroshi912681 · · Score: 2, Funny

    does your tamagotchi get an std for mating with random strangers?

    1. Re:umm... by Akai · · Score: 1

      Only if it goes to Ibiza on Holiday

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  17. Babies? by Hopelessness · · Score: 1, Funny

    They now can reproduce? Argh, not more of the pesky things! I suppose that in a few years they'll be ranking in numbers with tribbles.

  18. The question that needs to be asked... by loser7punk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if we can put Linux on this one? If so, can there be a Tux-dochi?

    1. Re:The question that needs to be asked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of those?

    2. Re:The question that needs to be asked... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 0

      heh, wouldn't that be a TamaTuxie ??

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  19. South Park rip-off by Xentor · · Score: 1

    "It's a little pet you can raise and feed and train... And if you don't feed it, it DIES! Didja hear that? It DIES!!! Isn't that awesome?"

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  20. incidentally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard that if you can't afford to or don't want the tamagotchis to reproduce, you can turn off the feature using a wire hanger. if you do it enough, they won't be able to anymore.

    what would the electronic religious right think? WWRJD? (what would robo-Jesus do?)

  21. Sonic Adventure by bjb · · Score: 1
    The closest I ever got to a tamagotchi was playing Sonic Adventure on a Dreamcast and letting one of those annoying Chao's live in my VMU for a week. Complete waste of time I tell you.

    Then again, it was kind of interesting to be playing a game on a device 1/8th the size of a Game Boy :-)

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  22. Tamagothi! by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    The goth version: Tamagothi at http://www.waningmoon.com/gothica/articles/6660077 .shtml

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  23. These things make me sick... by Chizzy · · Score: 1

    Well, actually not me. I do recall, however, my younger brother (Who was 9 at the time) playing with one of these things during a long drive, and subsequently getting carsick, wrecking his Tamagotchi in the process of throwing up on a stranger's lawn. Alternately, if Tamagotchi's can mate now, will they be introducing new "brother" tamagotchis, for those units bored with their... well... unit? They could be called "Tamacrotchies" or something...

  24. Marriage and babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder... What would happen if there was a deadbeat Tamagotchi father? How would one handle child support? That will be messy...