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What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day?

Posted by michael on from the get-your-geek-on dept.

A reader writes "Help!!! I've been dating my geek for three months and I'm in a bit of a dilemma. So I thought I'd ask the men of Slashdot what they would want as a Valentine's Day gift. I'm looking for something out of the ordinary that will knock his socks off. Somthing clever, crafty and unique. The budget is $100. My geek's interests are typical geek fare, games, computers, music and gadgetry. So! You, men of Slashdot, tell me what you would want to recieve for Valentine's day and help me make my geek happy."

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  1. Give him a bag of shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Give him a bag of manfaeces. Tell him it's chocolate.

  2. get him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    get him out of your life and go pick up a real man .. geeks are worthless

    make sure your geek catches you cheating on him, which you will eventually do .. make it a festive holiday!

  3. A blowjob and swallow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Give him what real men want!! Let him cum in your mouth! WOOHOO!!!

  4. Re:Hmm.... by rixstep · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    our kind is used to rejection

    Speak for yourself, bucko.

  5. best gift possible by name773 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    i think this one will fit your budget too. more info here