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SCO Adds Copyright Claim to IBM Suit

An anonymous reader writes "News.com.com reports that the SCO Group has significantly widened its Unix and Linux lawsuit against IBM, adding a copyright infringement claim to the already complicated case." There's also another story discussing the copyright claims.

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  1. A NURSE BUST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Alisa is a 25 years old nurse working in a big hospital.
    She's tall,5 feet 8inches in height. She has a small face and long legs(inseam 2feet 10inches),Long black hair and large eyes.
    One morning Alisa entered a sickroom for one person, for a daily medical examination. The patient in that room was a thirty-seven years old man whose name was Sho. Alisa didn't like him, because he always stared at her nice-shaped legs with dirty smile. And he was coercive, and always complained about meals, nurse's attitude toward him, or ect. Sometimes he tried to touch nurse's hips or breast.
    "Good morning sir"
    Alisa said to Sho who was lying on the bed.
    "Let's measure your temperature"
    She offered the thermometer to him, and froze in shock.
    Sho inserted his right hand in his trunks, and shook his hard-on penis!
    "Ah, Alisa"
    He laughed continuing masturbation.
    "I haven't had sex for weeks. So my penis erects by himself, not by my will. So I do a handjob by myself. You say I must not do this? Or will you suck my cock?"
    He roared. Alisa averted her eyes from him and said,
    "No.......a....please measure your temperature. I will return soon"
    She begun to exit the room, but Sho grabbed her arm by his left hand.
    "Wait. Nurse must attend to the patient while daily medical examination?"
    He rose shaking his penis.
    "Stay here and see my cum!"
    "No!"
    Alisa turned around and drove her knee to his groin hard.
    Sho groaned, opened his mouse wide ,and bent to her. His left hand covered his crushed balls, and right hand reached to Alisa's breast.
    "No!"
    She screamed and pushed him behind. He fell to the floor on his back, showing his bare cock and scrotum.
    "No!"
    She screamed thrice, covered her eyes with both her hands, and drove her foot ahead. She felt soft meatballs crushed under her foot.
    "Oooooooohhhhhhh!!!!"
    Sho roared and rolling here and there on the floor, putting his hands on his crotch, tremblong and sobbing.
    "What happened!"
    Some doctors and nurses rushed into the room.
    Alisa only froze.

    Alisa had been dismissed from the hospital.
    She insisted that she kicked Sho's testes just for defending herself. But the manager of the hospital only said,
    "Why you nurse Sho have due to dare every patients, hurt him!?"
    Now she lost her job. She came back to her apartment, sat on the floor weeping for her misfortune for a day.
    Next day, she made up her mind. Why she lost her job? It's because of that pervert! So he must suffer a reward, she thought so.

    Two weeks later, the day when Sho was to be discharged from the hospital, had come.
    Sho got out of the entrance and headed to the parking lot. When he got into his car and started the engine, he found someone was in the rear seat.
    "Who's there"
    He turned his head and passed out.
    Alisa, waiting for him in the rear seat, slammed an iron hammer to his head.
    "Sleep well, honey."
    She pushed Sho to the assistant seat and begun to bind him by rope.

    When Sho awake, he found himself tied up naked on the bed in an unknown room. Alisa, wearing a nurse's white dress, sat on a chair, and said to him:
    "Good morning sir. Welcome to my hospital"
    "You!"
    Sho astonished. The nurse, who kicked my groin hard!
    "You bitch!"
    He roared.
    "What do you mean by this? You kidnapped me? Release me quick, or you'll be send to the jail!"
    "O.K. I'll release you after a little operation"
    "Operation? What operation?"
    "Operation for get rid of your sexual desire"
    "Wh....what do you mean?"
    "Maybe it will give you a little pain, but do not be afraid. After the operation you never shall do such a sexual-harassment as you did to me before"
    She rose up and approached him.
    "Are you prepared?"
    "You bitch! Suck my asshole"
    Immediately she punched his testes.
    "Ooooohhhh!!!"
    He groaned for pain. She punched his balls again.
    "Nooooohhhh!!!"
    He screamed. Tears flood from his eyes.
    "Please.....no...."
    "I said no earlier in the hospital, but you con

    1. Re:A NURSE BUST by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Thanks so much for that little tidbit. There's nothing like getting aroused while reading about SCO... though the underside of my desk isn't all that comfortable. At least when I'm watching my DVDs, I roll back a bit first. You're little story caught me so offguard that now the top of my dick is bruised.

    2. Re:A NURSE BUST by Uber+Banker · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      OT but a great story, thanks. I couldn't help thinking it was Korean-based, was it?

    3. Re:A NURSE BUST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I think it was. The translation was a little off. And who else could come up with such a freaky story?

  2. Re:Just a thought. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The new kernel is coming soon... but Slashdot subscribers can crush kernel.org right now!

  3. John "Eff'ing" Kerry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ONE of the surest ways to get the phones ringing on any Massachusetts talk-radio show is to ask people to call in and tell their John Kerry stories. The phone lines are soon filled, and most of the stories have a common theme: our junior senator pulling rank on one of his constituents, breaking in line, demanding to pay less (or nothing) or ducking out before the bill arrives.

    The tales often have one other common thread. Most end with Sen. Kerry inquiring of the lesser mortal: "Do you know who I am?"

    And now he's running for president as a populist. His first wife came from a Philadelphia Main Line family worth $300 million. His second wife is a pickle-and-ketchup heiress.

    Kerry lives in a mansion on Beacon Hill on which he has borrowed $6 million to finance his campaign. A fire hydrant that prevented him and his wife from parking their SUV in front of their tony digs was removed by the city of Boston at his behest.

    The Kerrys ski at a spa the widow Heinz owns in Aspen, and they summer on Nantucket in a sprawling seaside "cottage" on Hurlbert Avenue, which is so well-appointed that at a recent fund-raiser, they imported porta-toilets onto the front lawn so the donors wouldn't use the inside bathrooms. (They later claimed the decision was made on septic, not social, considerations).

    It's a wonderful life these days for John Kerry. He sails Nantucket Sound in "the Scaramouche," a 42-foot Hinckley powerboat. Martha Stewart has a similar boat; the no-frills model reportedly starts at $695,000. Sen. Kerry bought it new, for cash.

    Every Tuesday night, the local politicians here that Kerry elbowed out of his way on his march to the top watch, fascinated, as he claims victory in more primaries and denounces the special interests, the "millionaires" and "the overprivileged."

    "His initials are JFK," longtime state Senate President William M. Bulger used to muse on St. Patrick's Day, "Just for Kerry. He's only Irish every sixth year." And now it turns out that he's not Irish at all.

    But in the parochial world of Bay State politics, he was never really seen as Irish, even when he was claiming to be (although now, of course, he says that any references to his alleged Hibernian heritage were mistakenly put into the Congressional Record by an aide who apparently didn't know that on his paternal side he is, in fact, part-Jewish).

    Kerry is, in fact, a Brahmin - his mother was a Forbes, from one of Massachusetts' oldest WASP families. The ancestor who wed Ralph Waldo Emerson's daughter was marrying down.

    At the risk of engaging in ethnic stereotyping, Yankees have a reputation for, shall we say, frugality. And Kerry tosses around quarters like they were manhole covers. In 1993, for instance, living on a senator's salary of about $100,000, he managed to give a total of $135 to charity.

    Yet that same year, he was somehow able to scrape together $8,600 for a brand-new, imported Italian motorcycle, a Ducati Paso 907 IE. He kept it for years, until he decided to run for president, at which time he traded it in for a Harley-Davidson like the one he rode onto "The Tonight Show" set a couple of months ago as Jay Leno applauded his fellow Bay Stater.

    Of course, in 1993 he was between his first and second heiresses - a time he now calls "the wandering years," although an equally apt description might be "the freeloading years."

    For some of the time, he was, for all practical purposes, homeless. His friends allowed him into a real-estate deal in which he flipped a condo for quick resale, netting a $21,000 profit on a cash investment of exactly nothing. For months he rode around in a new car supplied by a shady local Buick dealer. When the dealer's ties to a congressman who was later indicted for racketeering were exposed, Kerry quickly explained that the non-payment was a mere oversight, and wrote out a check.

    In the Senate, his record of his constituent services has been lackluster, and most of his colleagues, despite their public suppor

  4. Re:Not good. by LMCBoy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So, did you purposely interchange "Linus" and "Linux" in your post, or are you just a sloppy typist? I've seen "Linux Torvalds" several times on /.; I can never tell if it's an accidental spoonerism or people are just trying to be cute. So, which is it?

    --
    Liberal (adj.): Free from bigotry; open to progress; tolerant of others.
  5. Goatse is SCO ip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Darl McBride has recently confirmed that goatse.cx is SCO ip and said that the recent suspension of the domain is due to SCO legal action.

    The famous image is now rumoured to be available at scose.cx and darlse.cx

  6. Search evolves into Verticals with PeopleBot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Peoplebot is the best company out there for pure play people search and people finder. They have a database of over 2.5B records and is said to be funded by the original angels behind Google.

  7. Duh-bee-yuh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    GEORGE W. BUSH
    The White House
    Washington, D.C
    USA

    RESUME

    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

    I ran for congress and lost. I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

    I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

    I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that gave me land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

    With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

    I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.

    Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

    Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

    I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

    I attacked and took over two countries. I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.

    I set the economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

    I am the first President in decades to execute a federal prisoner. I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

    In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any President in US history. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

    I set the record for more campaign fundraising trips, while in office, than any other President in US history.

    In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job. I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any President in US history.

    I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

    I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any President in US history.

    I set the record for the least amount of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

    I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any President in US history.

    I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves, as past Presidents have.

    I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

    I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

    I dissolved more international treaties than any President in US history.

    My Presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

    Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)

    I am the first President in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go technically bankrupt.

    I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

    I am the first President in US history to order an
    unprovoked US first attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation; I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community, and without consultation with or consent from the Congress or the American people.

    I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

    I set the all-time record for biggest ann

  8. Re:Just a thought. by LearnToSpell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How about a dollar into the pot for Assassination Politics?