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Five PC Vendors Face Patent Lawsuit
Combuchan writes "This article from internetnews.com caught my attention: While Linux lawsuits gobble up the IT community's mindshare, a lesser-known legal action is being fought seeking billions of dollars from five PC vendors. Patriot Scientific, a small, San Diego-based seller of embedded microprocessors for automotive and scientific applications, is suing Sony, Fujitu, Matsushita, Toshiba, and NEC, alleging infringement of a Patriot patent for what it calls 'fundamental microprocessor technology.'"
Batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
Can you believe it? Batman did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the batmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Mr. Wayne but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the batmobile to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it! Can you believe it?
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Better think again, pheg.
Grow a clue you anal tounger!
What has Lenin got to do with anything?
Why is that whenever people question the rules our so-called free market operates under anti-communist nutcases immediately pipe up?
A clue: The free market is a myth. Every market has rules, written or unwritten. A truly free market is warlordism, might makes right. I don't want that and if you're sane neither do you.
It seems that we just can't keep the squatter gene out of the gene pool. Squatters in the American west hoarded terratory with the hope of claiming ownership by being there before others. Cybersquatters took (and still take) hundreds of Domain names with the hopes of one being bought out by a large company. What we have here is simply a continuation of the squatter tradition... if you look in the article, it points out that this company "is now strictly in the IP business" by their own claim. Basically, they're admitting to being worthless squatter scum. It can't possibly get much more sad than that.
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