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'Mouse-Tronaughts' to Test Low-Gravity in Space
RandBlade writes "The Telegraph has an article about plans to launch mice into space with simulated low-gravity for five weeks, to test the effects of low-gravity on their bodies. This "will be the first time mammals of any kind have lived in partial gravity for an extended period." Hopes are that this will provide information useful for plans to launch men to Mars, which has one-third of the gravity of Earth."
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I took the initiative in launching mice into space.
I'm also willing to repudiate my endorsement of Dr Howard Dean if you are.Let us not be the biggest losers since Lieberman and I in 2000 down there in Florida.
Chinese Hamster make better research model. These days Nasa seems racists against asian.
I suggest you read Slashdot
of high-tech jet aircraft.He is also a Harvard MBA.
I'm sure he would make an excellent astronaut but then who would handle the threat of International RagHead Murderers-some Fop like Kerry?
Mice? WTF can we possibly accomplish? Clearly we have either too much time, or too much money.
Just when you thought NASA was doing something worth while, something like this pops out and bites you on the ass.
(Albeit a small bite)
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As a Republican and true patriot, I cannot describe how FUCKING HARD my cock gets when someone talks about how great the US military is. Usually I just can't help it and immediately have to blow my load on some pictures of the greatest President and Texan of all time, his excellency GEORGE WALKER BUSH and that nigger general who commanded the Iraq campaign. Needless to say, I printed those out myself, using my AMERICAN PC and my AMERICAN printer! God, it feels so good to live in this country. Those Eurofags have no clue how fantastic it is to be an AMERICAN!
Better get a real democracy, Eurofags, so you can drive nice SUVs and be proud of your armed forces too. Even though you'll never be as great as the good old US of A!