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Microsoft Develops XP 'Light' for Thailand

GoatJuggler writes with this Bangkok Post report that "Microsoft announced plans to develop a discounted, slightly crippled version of Windows XP for Thailand."

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  1. It is NOT Cheaper! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It ends up being twice the price because of the wheelchair!

  2. Re:You mean you can cripple it more? by Doomrat · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's sad that you're such an insolent, inbred, socially inept little fucker that you dared to think this was funny in the first place.

  3. Re:Less Bang for the Bok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    100% ACK. Many of the girls there are better than what you could fuck over here, even if you looked good.

  4. Obligatory "in Soviet Russia joke" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    In Thailand, Microsoft cripples Os In Soviet Russia Os Cripples Microsoft?

  5. Re:You mean you can cripple it more? by larry+bagina · · Score: -1, Troll

    none of those things are a part of linux, dipshit.

    --
    Do you even lift?

    These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  6. Re:But Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Jesus H. Christ on a spit, I've rarely read a joke so poor...

    You must feel really lonely at school, with no friend and no sense of humour to amuse anybody, don't you?

  7. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    In Soviet Russia, Windows XP Cripples YOU!

  8. Re:"Slightly Crippled" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That is of course why 95% of the computers world wide run linux and Windows is a marginal OS for geeks.

    Looks like you're missing something dear

    95% OF TeE World'S ComputerR UserS Don'T GivE A HOOT about all the WonderFul stuFF that comes with LinuX! All they need and use comes with WINDOWS - HELLO - THAT'S WHY THEY BUY BORROW OR STEAL IT.

  9. It won't sell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    For 1500 baht in Thailand, you can get a top-quality prostitute.

    There's no way anyone will give that up to buy a crippled version of XP!

    Especially when you can get a CD containing XP, Office XP and 12 other programs for 100 baht at any mall in Bangkok.

  10. On Soviet Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... Microsoft is Evil because it's Evil.

    Give it up, there's no arguing against bias and circular logic. :)