Mozilla Firebird gets .8 Release, and New Name
Yage writes "Firebird, the lightweight version of Mozilla gets release 0.8 and changes its name again (remember Phoenix?) to avoid confusion with another OSS project. The new name is Firefox. There's a press release out about the name change and new version. And, as usual, download it from
mozilla.org." Worth noting that ThunderBird .5 has been released as well. Update: 02/09 14:55 GMT by H : Thanks to Steve Garrity for pointing out the name change FAQ.
Alright, I got a kick outta this. The first line of the article starts out "February 9, 2004 (the Internet)"...
Just a friendly reminder, perhaps? Am I the only one that heard 'dun dun dun!!!' after 'the internet'?
./weed | bong
1. His best friend was female(Mary Magdalen)
2. He hung around with 12 men
3. He was really interested in sailors
4. He got impaled by 2 Roman soldiers
5. He cried "My God, my God" when it happened
6. Pontius Pilate ordered him to be nailed on a cross
He wore robes
8. He had long hair
9. He kissed Judas Iscariot
10. He never got married or had sex with a woman
Jesus=blatant homosexual
"suffer unto me the little children"
Jesus=predatory gay paedophile
Next:
Firefag - The gay tool for all your trolling needs
I use Mozilla, but there's 2 areas where IE seems to have the edge-it takes less system resources, and it has a history you can actually use. Does Firebird/fox/thingy fix these problems?
'k, guys: who modded this faggot Informative?
NT
That comment would be much more useful to me if you'd actually linked the various mirrors, as mozilla.org is totally swamped right now.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
Pfft, don't piss on Opera, fanboy. It's just as standards compliant as your beloved FreeBird or whatever.
Hammer of Truth
Firefox? Firefox? What, did they put 10 trademark-eligible names in a hat and pull this one out? It's nifty that they have a trademarked name, too bad they trademarked a name that sucks.
Thank God when I support the project by buying their merchandise here: http://snipurl.com/4drd , I'm not stuck buying something that says or displays a frigging Firefox. Is there some reason they couldn't compound their names like nearly any other business in the world? Mozilla Phoenix or Mozilla Firebird would have been a much better solution than this. Heck, cannibalizing Mozilla once the Suite is discontinued would have been better, soooo, once the suite hit 1.8 and then ceased, they could have come out with Mozilla 1.9 the browser and Mozilla Mail 1.9.
Yes, in the big picture, it's not the end of the world - no product name is, even if they'd decided to call this the Edsel. Still, if anyone asks me what I recommend for mail and browsing, I'll be forwarding them to Mozilla.
Peace,
Chuck
This is probably the most attention the Firebird database has ever gotten.
Since none of these names are opaque (so I can ignore your explanations in parentheses), I'll guess what each one does:
... anything, really.
... it's a cool name for a word processor, but in fact still pretty ambiguous. If it wasn't a word processor, maybe it would be a Bible study tool ("In the beginning was the Word"), or a scrabble player's lookup tool, or a rhyming dictionary, etc etc.
... )
... "BackOffice" is IMO a pretty good name for that suite. Not perfect, just good.
:) (One frequently dragged-out fact: I liked "WriteNow" as a word processor, and as a name for a word processor.)
Powerpoint -- a powerful hand-shaped icon, for when quadruple clicking isn't enough
Access - allows one to make spy-movie-style effortless break-ins to computers, buildings, locked safes
Outlook - provides an 8-ball style simple fortune telling device.
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Visual Studio - nifty painting tool
And though you didn't mention it, Word -- a dictionary application with a limited vocabulary. Watch for the sequel, coming soon, called "Words."
Also, Excel, the application that's really, really good at whatever it is that it happens to do.
My point is (and I do have one) that these program names are fine and dandy, catchy even, but in no way are the programs' functions anything more than hinted at by the name. If you *know* that Access refers to *database* Access, then great, Access may then seem awfully intuitive. If you don't already know that, "access" is a pretty ambiguous term. Access would also be a great name for a financial records application, or a password generator, or a password-keyring type application, or a tool for analyzing computer security. Likewise Word
On the other hand, "Internet Explorer" and "Windows Media Player" (there is something called that, right?) seem clearer to me, even if not perfect. ("OK honey, I'm going to play some media now" would be a strange sentence, because the word "play" doesn't act cleanly on "media"
On the other, other hand
My thought: pretty much all names suck -- either they're hopelessly and boringly descriptive, or not descriptive enough -- unless they catch on, in which case people may even think of them as being intuitive
timothy
jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5