The Simpsons Movie

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Posted by michael on Thursday February 12, 2004 @03:03AM from the prepare-for-disappointment dept.

girish writes "Eonline is reporting that, finally, after more than 10 years since Matt Groening said that a Simpsons film 'is way down the line', a movie based on The Simpsons is being made. It's still in its early stages and is being planned to be debuted in the summer or during Christmas time of 2006. The Simpsons has been on FOX for 15 seasons and averages 12.9 million viewers this season."

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George W. Bush touched my junk conservatively by Anonymous Coward · 2004-02-12 03:05 · Score: -1, Offtopic

George W. Bush touched my junk compassionately. He strapped me in to his F-102 fighter jet and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. I told the President the country would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.

Can you believe it? George W. Bush did all this. He picked me up off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the F-102's seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.

They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had standing on the nose kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did the President care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Mr. Bush, but to no avail. I told him the country would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.

This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he flew the F-102 to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it! Can you believe it?
Re:obligatory scene by Tuxinatorium · 2004-02-12 03:06 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Yes

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Repeal the DMCA!
Re:here comes the over-use of the "funny" mod by Anonymous Coward · 2004-02-12 03:10 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Aye Caramba!
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Re:Had to Be Posted by Anonymous Coward · 2004-02-12 03:25 · Score: -1, Offtopic

THAT had to be said, you cliche-spouting piece of shit.
In Soviet Russia, cliche's spout YOU!
no more closed captioning for the simpsons.... by freejamesbrown · 2004-02-12 04:14 · Score: 0, Offtopic

doh!!!

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/opinion/content/aut o/ epaper/editions/sunday/opinion_0442326e064c624b009 9.html

i know it's off-topic... but...
m.
Re:here comes the over-use of the "funny" mod by wwest4 · 2004-02-12 04:33 · Score: 0, Offtopic

the d-friendly mods are out in force today.
Re:here comes the over-use of the "funny" mod by Anonymous Coward · 2004-02-12 04:48 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Oh yeah!

When I read a headline, I immediately know if there will be a flood of "Funny" messages.

Slashdot is so predictable.
Re:Mmmm.... movies! by Anonymous Coward · 2004-02-12 09:15 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Apparently, subtlety is lost on you.

Jackass, are you?