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GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years
gp writes "Back in 1986, Berkeley Softworks presented GEOS,
the Graphical Environment Operating System for the Commodore 64 (screenshots). GEOS
effectively turned the 8-bit Commodore 64 into something very similar to a
Macintosh, but for an 8th of the price. In 2004, pushed hard by
rivaling C64 open source alternatives such as the Contiki operating system and
desktop environment and the LUnix *nix clone, the owners of
GEOS have finally decided to release GEOS to the public. Hordes of
Commodore 64 users are expected to download the system." Sadly, there's no mention of GEOS for the Apple 2 series of computers, which also enjoyed this fine precursor of GUIs to come.
Tux touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Tuxmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive flippers off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Tux the city would not approve of a penguin touching an underage kid for free.
Can you believe it? Tux did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Tuxmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did Tux care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Tux but to no avail. I told him Linus would not approve of a penguin touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Tuxmobile to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it! Can you believe it?
They should stick to things they know, like raping schoolgirls and those wierd dancing games
anoymous coward MONOBRAIN haha I made the same joke right below you, haha what are the chances OF THAT?
mod parent down, he said a dirty word which, out of repect for the women and chilluns present, I WILL NOT REPEAT.
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It's an S word, thought.
POKE "my cock", "your mom"
FROM: WIPO TrollDATE: 12/15/2001 15:27:39SUBJECT: [Slashcode-general] What they won't tell you about Slashdot! THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ
By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.13 $
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in
which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
You have been receiving email from a certain Robert "CmdrTaco"
Malda, owner of the popular technology website Slashdot. Actually,
it's not a very "popular" site in the common sense of the word; the
site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks, zit-faced nerds, dirty
GNU hippies and communists, and other societal rejects. It's also
home to the world's most infamous paedophile ring, the "Slashdot
crew."
Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like
Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in
hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual
orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if
you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter
P or E in it, you're in trouble.
And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers
to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful
(but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA
Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a
small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes
out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of
CmdrTaco's own lubed-up right hand. His "Taco bells" are the
shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco
sauce" is his thick, gooey semen. It should be more than obvious to
you now what he means if he asked you to "ring his Taco bells" or
"taste his gourmet Taco sauce."
Lastly, there is the practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and
the more revolting "circle-snot."
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to an act of
fellating a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is
rumoured to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto
the face and body of his partner or victim. Naturally, a long,
bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face,
dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term,
"Taco-snotting."
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice
common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos
get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum --
spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty,
white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with their own and
each other's man juice. This vile ritual can go on for hours. For
the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay,
Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he
owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle
grease ready to go.
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and
Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S.
uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then
proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy
asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek
bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of
passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
H
Sure, GEOS is cool. But imagine a beowulf cluster of Commodores running this...
that would be:
POKE "your mom", "my cock"
Wait... So something was released for a Mac before it was released for a different brand?
Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
"Don't shoot the innocents though!"
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER
I'D CUM ON SOME CHICKEN WINGS
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
...if you must. Trust me, I don't need the karma. But stories like this are the reason that I don't subscribe to Slashdot.
This is NOT "news for nerds." Maybe "news for dinosaurs," or perhaps "nerds for antique collectors." But not news for nerds. Hell, my first machine was a C64, and I couldn't care less about this. And this is NOT "stuff that matters."
What a waste.
Hey moderators--put down the crack pipes and the overclocking manuals... / /
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