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Defending Open Source Security
dpilgrim writes "DevX's A. Russell Jones as thrown down the gauntlet, questioning the security of Open Source software. I've picked up the gauntlet and
posted a response over on the O'Reilly Network. As previously
discussed on /. Jones' comments are too controversial to ignore."
Is it any wonder people think Linux users are a bunch of flaming homosexuals when its fronted by obviously gay losers like these?! BSD has a mascot who leaves us in no doubt that this is the OS for real men! If Linux had more hot chicks and gorgeous babes then maybe it would be able to compete with BSD!
Linux is a joke as long as it continues to lack sexy girls like her! I mean just look at this girl! Doesn't she excite you? I know this little hottie puts me in need of a cold shower! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. As you can see, no man can resist this sexy little minx. I mean are you telling me you wouldn't like to get your hands on this ass?! Linux has nothing that can possibly compete. Come on, you must admit she is better than an overweight penguin or a gay looking goat!
With sexy chicks like the lovely Ceren you could have people queuing up to buy open source products. Could you really refuse to buy a copy of BSD if she told you to? Don't you wish you could get one of these? Personally I know I would give my right arm to get this close to such a divine beauty!
Don't be a fag! Join the campaign for more cute open source babes today!
Journalism is a difficult profession, demanding a rigorous editorial line between "church and state".
Yes, I'll second that faster than you can say "Antidisestablishmentarianism".
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
YHBT. YHL. HAND.
Haha.
Virus tested...
Is that like Debbie does Dallas was penis tested?
Wal-Mart is giant and evil but fun. When I lived in Arkansas, we could kill entire days there. This was before I cared about politics or workers' rights or the malling of America and was really only concerned with what to do with an entire day off in Hot Springs when the one movie theater in town has been running "Air Force One" for three months and I've seen it twice already.
The good news about Wal-Mart being giant and evil is that its employees really don't care if you play hockey in the aisles or have races to see who can put all the clothes in rainbow color order the fastest or eat entire meals in the grocery section before paying for them or turn the store into a set for the werewolf movie you're filming at the time, hopping out from behind display signs and frightening small children, chasing shoppers-- some willing participants, some not-- to their cars, giggling like madmen.
The size of Wal-Mart, despite its being evil, makes all of this ok.