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Zaurus SL-C860 Review

Posted by michael on from the nihongo-wa-wakarimasen dept.

Mark wrote in with a review of the Zaurus SL-C860, which is only available in a Japanese version currently. We mentioned it last year.

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  1. Slayer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Slayer tells us: God Hates Us All.

    I believe them.

    1. Re:Slayer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      And I believe nothing Slayer does has been worthwhile since 1990 so... meh.

  2. bought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    oatjf irts

  3. Help me Dr. Zaius! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ape: Help, the human's about to escape.
    Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
    Ape: [gasping] He can talk!

    Apes: [in unison, rythmed] He can talk
    He can talk
    He can talk
    He can talk
    He can talk
    He can talk

    Troy: [singing] I can siiiiiing!

    [funky beat of "Rock Me Amadeus" starts playing]

    Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
    Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
    Oh... Dr. Zaius
    Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

    Troy: What's wrong with me?
    Zaius: I think you're crazy.
    Troy: Want a second opinion.
    Zaius: You're also lazy.

    Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

    [one ape starts breakdancing]

    Oh... Dr. Zaius
    Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

    Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
    Zaius: Of course you can.
    Troy: Well I couldn't before!

    [plays piano]

    "You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

    Troy: [singing] I hate every ape I see
    From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
    No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

    Oh my God, I was wrong
    It was Earth all along

    You've finally made a monkey
    Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey
    Troy: Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me
    Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey out of you

    Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

  4. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp!!

  5. can it run blender? by kyknos.org · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i will pay a million for a pda which runs blender and a software passing turing test and loving me

    --

    SHE does throw dice.
  6. imagine... by maelstrom · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    A beowulf cluster of these. Hold on while I get some hot grits.

    --
    The more you know, the less you understand.
  7. Re:mods _up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dammit, don't you keep up with the news? goatse died long ago, troll failed!

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  9. minus 5, Troll) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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