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King Kong: Don't Mess With the Monkey

Posted by michael on from the 800,000-pound-gorilla dept.

Noodles22 writes "King Kong: Don't Mess With the Monkey began as an audition piece for Eden Phillips. After adapting some scenes from Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh's 1996 King Kong screenplay, the natural appeal of the Kong story attracted more and more enthusiastic volunteers who generously gave of their time to make Kong a rich, funny short film. We are honoured to dedicate it to Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Wingnut films, and all those involved in the Lord of the Rings films, and upcoming King Kong remake."

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  2. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:It's Saturday night, I'm reading Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  9. Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  11. Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As someone who has seen both, there's no way that Braindead is a remake of Bad Taste in anything except being a gorey horror movie.

  12. Re:Peter Jackson is officially jumping the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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