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ryuzaki0
on from the sunshine-lollipops-and-rainbows dept.
ptolemu writes "The Register has the scoop on Sun's latest iteration of Solaris. The article includes some details of the new and improved features that will be included in the OS. The OS is scheduled to be released in the second half of 2004."
EffPee
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My 3rd first post for today to be released NOW!
maybe.:)
my experience with slash-dot
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hey guys,
i'm not sure exactly what i'm doing here. so...bear with me!
i clicked "geeky" on my match.com personals profile, thinking that i'd maybe get hooked up with somebody who was into math or some kind of toy train hobby or something...boy howdy was i in for a shock! i went on 4 dates with guys who all got on match.com because of osdn personals from slash-dot! 4 guys!
anyway, it didn't really work out with any of them, because it seemed like they were all under some kind of mind-control robot or something! i was like "what do you think about office? office 97 is enough for me, but there are some things about xp that are cool too...." the first guy i asked that to exploded on this tyrade about how office was evil, and that it uses html that's invalid...blah blah blah, whatever...i figured "ok, this guys a freak, but i'm not giving up that easily." so guy number two and i are having dinner, and just as a test i bring up office, and he says the *exact* *same* *things* the first guy said! it was like he was reading from a script! i'm thinking to myself "is everybody from slash-dot programmed to say the same thing or what?" i decided to do a bit of investigation.
i actually surfed over to slash-dot and read some of the articles...mostly they were pretty boring, and the comments were just like i expected judging from my previous past experience: scripted!!! just when i was about to completely write the whole thing off, i found a post from some guy who's with anti-slash, some kind of anti-slash-dot website. i mailed him and was all "i so agree with you guys, look at what sheap these slash-dot people are!" he wrote back and made some funny comments (funny and so *true*!...that is soooo the best kind of humor...but i dirgress...) and guess what? this weekend i'm supposed to meet him for dinner:) if you're reading this, i look forward to meeting you in person, john!
anyway, that's my story. ladies: if you're looking for the real cool geeks, check out anti-slash. and fellas, you should check it out too and maybe use to to break out of your mind-control suits!
ok see ya later,
cyndi
Re:my experience with slash-dot
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I know what you are doing here. It's called gimmick promotion. Cute in the most nauseating sense of the word.
Re:my experience with slash-dot
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...but, but! office _IS_ E-Vil. Anyhow, girls are lame. I'd rather have a frog that talks.
Re:my experience with slash-dot
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Hahaha. This is great; it's either a troll because geeks don't get girls, or it's not a troll because the groupthink is true. Either way, Slashbots lose!
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You can mod your friends, you can mod your nose, but you can't mod your friend's nose.
Parent is troll
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Linux and BSD aren't really UNIX
Oh yeah, that's not a troll.. By your criteria, Solaris isn't a 'real UNIX' either.
Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, MOD GRANDPARENT UP
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Yeah, a valid question for a lazy ass who didn't bother to read the article. I'm not even going to state what the article said, any nitwit who thinks that Solaris is somehow more unix than Linux/BSD and then asks a stupid question that is answered in the article, doesn't deserve an answer.
PARENT IS SIR HAXALOT! MOD DOWN! NOW!
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Re:Nice
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Well, I must say, that's a very vice corporate troll...
WRONG, SIR HAXALOT IS GIVING ME ORAL RIGHT NOW!
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Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, MOD GRANDPARENT UP
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Shut the hell up, Peter Cooper. You obviously didn't read the article or you would know it's not mentioned in there. I hope you get modded down so much that you have to post at -1.
Lamer.
Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, MOD GRANDPARENT UP
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from the article you pole climber:
"This technology, like all the OS updates, will run on both Solaris for SPARC and Solaris x86."
Next time, try reading it when you don't have a cock down your throat.
Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, MOD GRANDPARENT UP
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Heh, it's you who has the cock down your throat, Peter Cooper. It is losers like you who are what's wrong with Slashdot. Leave.
And I hope you get modbombed and have to post at -1.
Re:Is Unix Unix?
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dimator
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Dude, you are wasting all kinds of space and probably annoying lots of people with your sig.
Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, MOD GRANDPARENT UP
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Peter+Cooper
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Uh, THIS is Peter Cooper. If you're such a moron to think that an AC is me, then that's your problem, not mine. I don't hide behind AC. Clearly, you do. Know who you're talking to before acting like a dick. KTHX, bi.
Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, MOD GRANDPARENT UP
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I think now you have been trolled, Sir. You are replying to a typical fuckwad AC troll. Best keep out of threads full of fruits like these. Damn, not taking my own advice....:P
Re:PARENT IS A TROLL! MOD DOWN!
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Tell me, how was that post a troll? Clearly you are blind. Back to special needs class, GNAA recruit.
...keg
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Single Beer Keg:)
Re:So is this version going to
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Heh, at least BSD is a real OS. Spare a thought for those of us who for whatever reason use Windows.
Even using gcc, and using cygwin to run all the usual autotools and so forth, we still run into problems with things like the assumption that the file system can distinguish between "Makefile" and "makefile" in the same directory. That's before all the usual problems with people assuming we're using glibc and so forth that you BSD-ites are also familiar with.
Slashdot Mirror
My 3rd first post for today to be released NOW!
:)
maybe.
hey guys,
:) if you're reading this, i look forward to meeting you in person, john!
i'm not sure exactly what i'm doing here. so...bear with me!
i clicked "geeky" on my match.com personals profile, thinking that i'd maybe get hooked up with somebody who was into math or some kind of toy train hobby or something...boy howdy was i in for a shock! i went on 4 dates with guys who all got on match.com because of osdn personals from slash-dot! 4 guys!
anyway, it didn't really work out with any of them, because it seemed like they were all under some kind of mind-control robot or something! i was like "what do you think about office? office 97 is enough for me, but there are some things about xp that are cool too...." the first guy i asked that to exploded on this tyrade about how office was evil, and that it uses html that's invalid...blah blah blah, whatever...i figured "ok, this guys a freak, but i'm not giving up that easily." so guy number two and i are having dinner, and just as a test i bring up office, and he says the *exact* *same* *things* the first guy said! it was like he was reading from a script! i'm thinking to myself "is everybody from slash-dot programmed to say the same thing or what?" i decided to do a bit of investigation.
i actually surfed over to slash-dot and read some of the articles...mostly they were pretty boring, and the comments were just like i expected judging from my previous past experience: scripted!!! just when i was about to completely write the whole thing off, i found a post from some guy who's with anti-slash, some kind of anti-slash-dot website. i mailed him and was all "i so agree with you guys, look at what sheap these slash-dot people are!" he wrote back and made some funny comments (funny and so *true*!...that is soooo the best kind of humor...but i dirgress...) and guess what? this weekend i'm supposed to meet him for dinner
anyway, that's my story. ladies: if you're looking for the real cool geeks, check out anti-slash. and fellas, you should check it out too and maybe use to to break out of your mind-control suits!
ok see ya later,
cyndi
I hope it's not open source like this software, because then I can't afford it.
a beer? a single beer?
what are ya? some sorta pussy arsed lightweight?
I know you yanks drink cat-piss, but if 1 beer leads you to waste an entire day, thats just totally fucking lame.
UNIX is dieing...
Netcraft!
You can mod your friends, you can mod your nose, but you can't mod your friend's nose.
Linux and BSD aren't really UNIX
Oh yeah, that's not a troll.. By your criteria, Solaris isn't a 'real UNIX' either.
Yeah, a valid question for a lazy ass who didn't bother to read the article. I'm not even going to state what the article said, any nitwit who thinks that Solaris is somehow more unix than Linux/BSD and then asks a stupid question that is answered in the article, doesn't deserve an answer.
Well, I must say, that's a very vice corporate troll...
Shut the hell up, Peter Cooper. You obviously didn't read the article or you would know it's not mentioned in there. I hope you get modded down so much that you have to post at -1.
Lamer.
from the article you pole climber: "This technology, like all the OS updates, will run on both Solaris for SPARC and Solaris x86." Next time, try reading it when you don't have a cock down your throat.
Heh, it's you who has the cock down your throat, Peter Cooper. It is losers like you who are what's wrong with Slashdot. Leave.
And I hope you get modbombed and have to post at -1.
Dude, you are wasting all kinds of space and probably annoying lots of people with your sig.
python -c "x='python -c %sx=%s; print x%%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))%s'; print x%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))"
Uh, THIS is Peter Cooper. If you're such a moron to think that an AC is me, then that's your problem, not mine. I don't hide behind AC. Clearly, you do. Know who you're talking to before acting like a dick. KTHX, bi.
I think now you have been trolled, Sir. You are replying to a typical fuckwad AC troll. Best keep out of threads full of fruits like these. Damn, not taking my own advice.... :P
mogorific carpentry experiments
Tell me, how was that post a troll? Clearly you are blind. Back to special needs class, GNAA recruit.
Single Beer Keg :)
Heh, at least BSD is a real OS. Spare a thought for those of us who for whatever reason use Windows.
Even using gcc, and using cygwin to run all the usual autotools and so forth, we still run into problems with things like the assumption that the file system can distinguish between "Makefile" and "makefile" in the same directory. That's before all the usual problems with people assuming we're using glibc and so forth that you BSD-ites are also familiar with.