The "you must be new to/." jokes are old. Especially when used in reference to not reading an article. Please stop it.
On the other hand I've been around for a while to know that one year from now I will see this joke modded up again.
In Soviet Russia, old jokes laugh at you!
The moderators need to RTFA as well. Who the hell modded this +5 insightful? Karma whore.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
The "you must be new to /." jokes are old. Especially when used in reference to not reading an article. Please stop it.
On the other hand I've been around for a while to know that one year from now I will see this joke modded up again.
In Soviet Russia, old jokes laugh at you!