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Freenet Project More Stable, In Need
An anonymous reader writes "The Freenet Project is asking for donations to help keep their main programmer, Matthew Toseland. After a long time, finally Freenet, software which 'lets you publish and obtain information on the Internet without fear of censorship' is working fine (and fast) again, since their overload problems are almost completely fixed. They even plan to write a paper about the overload problems. If you want to try, be sure to run the latest stable or unstable snapshot."
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately on unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER.
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
Niggers are very, very averse to work
maybe flamebait (especially to constitution-loving USians) but I don't believe in freedom of speech as an absolute right.
there are many times when it should be, and is, censored.
Without censorship,
Our kinds will be teenage sluts, working for pyramid groups, worshiping some pagan god, while indulging in transgender, transpecies, disgusting courtship rituals that involves ritualistic sacrifices of viginity, then eBaying their souls to the lowest bidder, which of course is horrible since it strays from our capitalistic ways and eventually turn us all into slutty transgendered pagan communists.
Anyways.. in our society where we expect the world to educate our kids, we're not ready to move away from censorship.
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Great idea, but it's written in Java? That tears it-- I was gonna download it before I read this one. From what I've seen, Java has the resource-hog-bloatware bug worse than Micro$oft...
Somebody mod this troll down.
(Why troll? Because GNU has nothing to do with the Open Source movement).
First off, in the information age there is no difference between, free speech content, copyright content, or any other type of content. You are just going to half to get used to that, either we half to appoint someone to watch all of it or none of it. Just because people worship evil cults doesn't mean that we shouldn't have freedom of religion. Just because people write bad things and tabloid trash doesn't mean we shouldn't have freedom of the press. It's no different with content, it's sad that some people find such trash entertaining, but that's just the way it is. Maybe you should disconnect from the internet because your computer uses the same routers as that stuff too.
Second, there is no such thing as evil content, only evil choices. How do you know that you aren't looking at a digitally created police photo used for training purposes? I think it's sick that you would put such an evil act on the same level as the evil content.
And finally, from the time of Moses, to the American revolution, to Rosa Parks not sitting at the back of the bus. History has prooven that the only way to mak
e a serious change in the system is defiance - and that freenet is! People don't exist to serve systems, systems exist to serve people. When it comes to copyright imposition, and content sensoring the system is failing and stacked
against us. Freenet is a real solution.
Judging from the speed there won't be much child porn downloaded.
Freenet sucks BIG TIME. It has NEVER worked and will NEVER work because its fuxxored by design. Do NOT donate any money, its a SCAM.
just like the ones with your mom and that little boy from church
God, you are a sick person. Suggesting that child porn is somehow "not a big deal" is sick.
Big business only has power over you (for example the power to silence free speech) if government grants them that power. Without the aid of government, big business would have no more or less rights than you or me.
In other words, give credit where credit is due. Government is the root of the problem.