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Skywalker Ranch Wines

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the it-dulls-the-pain dept.

Gates82 writes "The creative force of George Lucas is at it again. Producing his own wine. "I would love to see them plant another 5 to 10 acres. There must be spots on that ranch to make some really interesting wines."" Wonder if there's any spots on that ranch left that can make a good Star Wars movie?

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  1. George Lucas touched my junk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll



    george lucas touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his lucamobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told george lucas the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
    it doesn't help at all that george lucas has been spun out after touching everyone's junk. he can hardly see straight after touching Chali's diseased junk. how is he possibly going to explain this to the city when he doesnt help the next person in distress? they'll make him drop trou in front of the whole city again. there it is. the mayor just called and asked why george lucas hasn't responded. he has to go.
    His "Wine" of course is the blood from his dick!

  2. Meanwhile up the road by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1, Troll

    At Neverland ranch, Jackson is hard at work molesting children.

    Does anyone else think that Lucas is completely driven by his own vanity? The prequels were just the start of this latest push, now he's getting into wine. The boutique wine boom is over already! Let's at least pray that he hires a professional vintner to handle the winemaking. God help us if he decides to make it himself.

    It'll probably end up too sweet and more geared towards kids than adult drinkers. Seems like Jackson and Lucas have more in common than it seems...

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  3. Slow News Day? by zangdesign · · Score: 0, Troll

    It must be when /. has lowered itself to post little better than a gossip headline (complete with catty comments). This is ridiculous, people - I thought this place was supposed to set a higher tone than the Drudge Report and Faux^H^H^Hox News, but apparently not.

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  4. Re:Skywalker Ranch wine and food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Oh, and should you ever be lucky enough to have lunch there, go for the steak. It's delicious.

    Portmans Grits were not on the menu then?

  5. Re:Nitpicker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    HAHAHAHA mod parent +5 BUSH JOKE!!!!

    It's teh funny!!!!

    KERRY AKBAR!!!