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Robosapien: Latest Toy Robot From Mark Tilden

Onnimikki writes "Mark Tilden has been building really cool BEAM robots for a long time. Now, he's come up with RoboSapien, a toy that no self-respecting geek can go without. Videos of the RoboSapien at the 2004 New York City Toy Fair have been made available by Solarbotics. Mark offers some really good explanations about what makes them work."

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  1. World domination robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A full function fast moving robot minion suitable for all your world domination needs."

    And for only $99? Wow, we should've invested in these in Iraq.

    1. Re:World domination robot by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, we should've invested in these in Iraq.

      We would of, if Halliburton made 'em.

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    2. Re:World domination robot by domsol · · Score: 5, Funny
      [I]We would of, if Halliburton made 'em.[/I]


      But then they wouldn't have cost only $99 apiece...

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  2. Bless You, Child by illuminata · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I have to give this guy credit, for when he was playing God he didn't choose to create RoboSapien in his own image.

    I mean, shit, a big robotic dude with mean chops would freak me out.

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  3. Don't tell Arnold by victor_the_cleaner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blatantly policital:

    Good thing he didn't name it HomoSapien, or the Terminator/Gov. of California (difficult to tell which part is more of a stretch) would say:

    What a Homo Robot? That is illegal!

    1. Re:Don't tell Arnold by ctrl-alt-elite · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I dont want anyone to think were robosexual, so if anyone askes, your my debugger."
      -Bender

  4. Re:you can preorder this today by Attaturk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new robosapien overlords.

  5. I, for one, welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...our tiny, little overlords.

  6. Re:Imagine if he spent $200! by l810c · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's been a few years since I was really interested in things like this. But this thing is just light years ahead of anything I'm aware of.

    This looks like something that's released in Japan 3 years before it ever(if ever) makes it to rest of the world.

    I'm reminded by those multi-million dollar Japanese robots(Doesn't Honda and someone else make one?). They have huge research labs, this guy has literally evolved his robots from bugs to sapiens. The next generations should be amazing.

    Oh yea, and my son will be getting one of these for his 1st birthday in a couple of months. Here, play with the box.

  7. language skills by victor_the_cleaner · · Score: 5, Funny
    from the WooWee web site:

    - Speaks fluent international "caveman".

    It's nice to see more interest in 'caveman', unlike dying languages such as Latin or 'Furby'.

    Although 'caveman' is not a selection at Babel Fish yet.

  8. dammit! by kertong · · Score: 5, Funny


    "- 67 pre-programmed functions including pick-up, throw, kick, sweep,dance, fart, beltch, rap, and half-a-dozen different kung-fu moves.
    - Speaks fluent international "caveman".
    - Three demonstration modes: Disco dance, Rude behavior, and Kung Fu kata.


    Well, looks like I'm going to lose my job to a $100 robot.

    1. Re:dammit! by fnord123 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My girlfriend already told me to start packing my things :(

  9. Would these things interact with each other? by Simon+Carr · · Score: 4, Funny

    If not, that should be stage two. Why buy one $99 minion to bully your colleagues with, when you can buy two that will work as a team (heh). And of course, who could resist the sick pleasure of making them fight each other for batteries.

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  10. Come to daddy by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Farts, belches, who needs bio-brats when you can have one of these for $99 and less than 9 months waiting time.

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    1. Re:Come to daddy by orkysoft · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bite my shiny analog ass! ;-)

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  11. World domination, eh? by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    A full function fast moving robot minion suitable for all your world domination needs.

    *looks at robot*

    Well, sure, if you plan to dominate the portion of the world that's smaller than 14 inches.

    I guess that could work. I mean, if you control the floors and electrical outlets, you pretty much control everything.

    1. Re:World domination, eh? by katre · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess that could work. I mean, if you control the floors and electrical outlets, you pretty much control everything.

      My cat has two rules:

      • Anything on the floor is his.
      • Anything on anything that is his, is his.
      Since rule 2 is applied recursively, he can easily rule the entire apartment, despite being less than 14 inches tall!.
  12. It can fart? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that make it an android?

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  13. Re:THUD! CRASH! by Jediman1138 · · Score: 1, Funny

    See kids? This is why drugs are bad.

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  14. Robosexual by giminy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now, he's come up with RoboSapien, a toy that no self-respecting geek can go without.

    At first glance, I thought this said "can go out with."

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  15. "Rude Behavior"? by Penguinshit · · Score: 2, Funny


    Finally I'll have someone to blame my flatulence on besides the dog and my wife (neither of whom are amused).

  16. Annoying camera angle by ILL+Clinton · · Score: 2, Funny
    Love the robot, hate the cameraman!

    Was it really necessary to keep Mark Tilden in the shot at ALL times? Could we have gotten ONE close-up of the robot? A medium shot even?

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