Videophones Revisited
amitupadhyay7 writes "The NYTimes is running a story on Video Phones. ...more than 30 percent of American homes now have much faster 'pipes' coming into their homes: broadband Internet. Apple exploited this situation, for example, with its $140 iSight camera, a pocketcam that clips onto a Macintosh screen for free, high-quality Internet video calls. Now a company called Viseon has taken the next step by creating an actual video telephone called the VisiFone... in a related news Cisco is adding video to their IP phones. Telcos' response so far seems constructive."
And as for calling potential dates ....
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Employee: Um, yeah, hi, boss? I can't come in today, I really don't feel well.
Boss: Johnson! Get over here in front of the video camera so I can see you!
Employee: Uh, ok, just a second sir..., oh, and it's Thompson, sir.
Sound of much shuffling in the background...
Boss: Johnson! What's taking so long?
Employee:Nothing sir, here I am... as you can see, I am sick...
Employee has used yellow highlighter to make his face look pale, copying that commercial.
Boss: Well, Johnson, you do look rather sick... but is that a Hawaiian shirt I see under your crooked tie??
Employee: Uh... umm...
Boss: Very good Johnson, see you at nine then.
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Strange how they always seem to be trying to make video phones. What practical advantage does it have over ordinary audio-only phones?
You can see the person you're talking to. Duh.
Now I can give phone solicators the finger and they can even see it! How do I get myself off of the do-not-call list? I'm also thinking phone sex would be much more interesting now.... although I don't think the 900 numbers will have video on their ends....
Density? I don't think that has really increased any. For as long as Humans have been on earth, I don't recall ever hearing where we could not grab hold of solid objects, or times when people were walking around in buildings and just suddenly 'floated' through the floor...
Now, if your talking about our destiny, well, then things start to make more sense.. =]
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Imagine the fun you can have with prank calls! Costumes, tampered video feeds...the fun will NEVER cease!!!
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