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Virus Writers - The Enemy Within
Slob Nerd writes "An interesting read from todays Observer "He's 21, he's got dreadlocks, likes punk bands... and his hobby could wreck your computer in seconds. Clive Thompson infiltrates the secret world of the virus writers who see their work as art - while others fear that it is cyber-terrorism.""
Ted and David made their way into the lab where the animal experiments were conducted. A cute, fuzzy penguin had caught their eye... The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab penguin. They strapped the now helpless animal's head to the sex table with hot leather. David had they urge, and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs, David tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin....... David began to "grease up". Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby oil all around the penguin's ass, he slid his purple head firmly into the penguin's tight asshole. Even though the penguin was slightly unconscious, screams of pain were constanly being emmited. Ted reached for the chain whip and smacked the penguin's soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now, with the penguins head drooped over the edge of the table, David continued his sex hunt. His now tingling cock was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal's love canal. David's manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive penguin. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on every thrust. David worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming steadily out of the penguin's ass with every thrust of David's pelvis, could be heard dripping on the floor. David's rate increased and with a final push, he spurted creamy white love gel far up into the penguin's bleeding ass. The blood and cum mixed together on the floor, which had now accumulated a large puddle. Unknown to David, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for the penguin and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces. The obnoxious smell caught David's attention, and no sooner had he fallen to the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool. Exited at David's enthusiasm, Ted dropped to his knees and also began to slurp the foul mixture. After cleaning the floor with their tongues, David and Ted checked on the battered lab penguin. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters of red stains everywhere it touched. Ted reached for his chain whip, while David grabbed a pair of rusty hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices carried around for "convenience"). They made their way over to the penguin. The penguin was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and wheezing. "Awwwww. Poor little thing," Ted maniacally laughed. He raised his arm and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the penguin's bloody flesh. He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when Ted stopped to catch his breath, David stepped over with his rusty hedge clippers. He knelt over the penguin who was knocking loudly on death's door. David took a quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body of the penguin, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into David's face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to crunch. "Aha! The femur!" he yelled out with excitement. David wedged the clippers against the bone. He opened them wide......then closed down on them with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the penguin, being mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny's eyes. The penguin lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both David and Ted lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left the hospital ground
If we just educated people better, viruses/diseases wouldn't be a problem.
Works the same way for AIDS as it does W32.Klez.
"a dangerous thinning of the internet's gene pool" well i guess that sums it up pretty well about microsoft. Using microsoft is like inbreading.
30% Troll, 50% Underrated, 10% Interesting
Score:5, Troll
OI won't bore you dicks produCed OpenBSD. How many
Microsoft markets its products to less expert computer users, cultivating the sort of gullible victims who click on disguised virus attachments.
Woefully accurate, if the users I've admin'd for are anything to go by. We need to encourage people to think about what they do when they use computers, not oversimplify.
Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Gates M'dna wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Until unix has more than a tiny share of the computers that the readers interact with, it will always be a computer virus. Get over it.
how about "(score: -2 - MMaestro is really stupid)"
Maybe its best that we don't migrate the MRIs and life-support machines to the internet. There's no reason to have something that critical in the same system that is used to communicate with the outside world.
Sorry, you need a better example too- Old guys die all the time.
in short: penis penis penis, fuck you, fuck you.
NIGGER.
sorry but a good graffiti is art!!!
stop supporting microsoft with pirating their software!!!!!