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SCO Licenses Now Available
wes33 writes "Now available at the
SCO website, genuine
licenses permitting you to use SCO IP
that is 'necessary for you to run Linux'. And they take VISA.
Looks like they're saying that any code that is
similar to Unix code counts as their
Unix code!?
Actually, the agreement needs analysis.
It looks to me that you're paying for a pig
in a poke, but IANAL. Here's some of the meat:
'"UNIX-based Code'" shall mean any Code or Method that: (i) in its literal or non-literal expression, structure, format, use, functionality or adaptation (ii) is based on, developed in, derived from or is similar to (iii) any Code contained in or Method devised or developed in (iv) UNIX System V or UnixWare(R), or (v) any modification or derivative work based on or licensed under UNIX System V or UnixWare. ...
Provided You pay the applicable license fee and complete the required registration of the COLA, SCO grants You the right to use all, or portions of, the SCO IP only as necessary to use the Operating System on each System for which the appropriate CPUs have been licensed from SCO.'" The linked page says this so-called license applies only to commercial use.
When I loaded the /, home page, there were no comments!
-Jesboat
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wow, you must be so proud of your clever post... NOT!
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A bucket of fried chicken, a side of hominy, and four slices of watermelon.
The Hillary Special
Two fat thighs, small breasts, and a left wing.
The GNAA Lunch Combo
A generous 9" hunk of dark meat with special sauce and a tossed salad.
P.S. Colonel Sanders tells you to stop reading Slashdot and go back to work, nigger!
P.P.S. I'll show you MY forgotten planet. (Insert Uranus joke here)
Besides, there's nothing like cake.
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Thank you.
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Let's see if I can do that too. I am following a course on Logic this semester (it gives me pointy ears, urgh)...
;-]
Lessee...
God is benevolent!
I wonder, will I get modded up or flamed for this? You decide!
But to keep this post on-topic, I posit:
All proprietary Linux kernel code is property of SCO.
Oh, and this one:
All Orks are green
I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
I Dont see the GNAA symbol on my stock market ticker, where do we invest? This kind of news should drive the stock way up..
Is that a slanderous allusion to her greatness, the IPU?
The reason we subjugate ourselves to law is to better procure justice. If law does not accomplish this purpose then it m
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Now available at my website, genuine licenses permitting you to suck my cock. that is 'necessary for you to get down on your knees and suck it'. And they take VISA. Im saying that any blowjob that is similar to a 'Hardcore Sluts(tm) Vol. 5' blowjob counts as my IP! Only license holders or my girlfriend may perform fellatio under international law.
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Xandros should get sued for infringing the GPL!!! They took down the website that gave the open-source part of their system (it used to be www.xandros.com/source_code.html, see http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:4uSo1oSHICEJ: www.xandros.com/source_code.html+xandros+source+co de&hl=en&ie=UTF-8)
Their ftp site, ftp://ftp2.xandros.com/src/, doesn't contain the sources licensed under the GPL. Flagrant violation that should be checked!
> All Orks are green ;-]
Are you from Germany? Because here all Orks are, in fact, green.
Free Manning, jail Obama.
Speaking of questionable reuse of others' IP...
Where did you steal this from? It's not too bad stylistically.
The pace in the real books would probably be slower and more descriptive of the happenings while in/between class, and by the 6th or 7th book, everything would be filled with more back-references.
OK this is offtopic, commenting on a sig, but:
Hey Black Parrot, the reason Homer and Krusty look like clones is because the original joke about Krusty was that Bart had no respect for his dad, but worshipped a TV personality who looked exactly like Homer.
Seems not so many people got it, or remember it, or whatever.
Cheers.
I figured he was trolling - I thought everyone knew that....
ymmv
But Mork from Ork is white.
My company Dirty Sanchez has been trying to by a license all night.
Nothing like a Dirty Sanchez to get you up in the morning.
Who is ready for a game of Dirty Sanchez?
Anyone for a cold glass of Dirty Sanchez?
I'm trying to sell this late model Dirty Sanchez