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MS May Be Forced To Sell Stripped-Down OS In EU

An anonymous reader submits "According to this article at Infoworld, Microsoft may be forced to sell a stripped-down version of Windows in the EU as a result of antitrust rulings, unless a settlement is reached during the next month to six weeks." (See this post from last week for more background on the EU's antitrust proceedings.)

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  1. FIRST BLOCK by inertia187 · · Score: 0, Funny
    begin 755 payload
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    1. Re:FIRST BLOCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why would you encode that? Or, more important, why would I spend time decoding it. What a waste. rm payload.

    2. Re:FIRST BLOCK by U.I.D+754625 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Forgot about that anonymous post option in your mad FP rush, did you?

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  2. Stripped-down, eh? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would this be the 99 cent Diet Coke I've heard so much about?

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    1. Re:Stripped-down, eh? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Funny

      I bet MS calls this stripped down version "Windows EU", which will be pronounced "Windows... EWW" by everyone outside of Redmond.

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  3. Why just EU? by silentrob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft may be forced to sell a stripped-down version of Windows in the EU

    Why just the EU? Why can't we all have access to the stripped down version?

  4. No built in virus detector? by I_am_Rambi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows in EU won't have Built in virus detector? You mean users may have to use Norton, McAfe, or whatever else? Oh my.

  5. Remember Windows 98 Lite? by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some guys stripped out all the crap that was loaded onto Windows 98 and all of a sudden, it because a pretty damn good OS.

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  6. Re:So the choice is by AvengerXP · · Score: 2, Funny

    "sell two versions of its ubiquitous operating system"

    Doesn't that make 4 OSes?

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  7. Easy workaround for MS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sell full version of Windows at normal price, and sell stripped version at DOUBLE, via mail order.

    That should do an end run on the EU.

  8. Re:But...but.. by prockcore · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how they made operating systems before web browsers were invented

    I wonder how Apple made OSes before Quicktime was invented.

  9. Have you naked by the end of this song... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why just the EU? Why can't we all have access to the stripped down version?

    Because if you can't handle a one second shot of a bare nipple during the Super Bowl halftime show then I don't think you're ready for a stripped down anything.

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    1. Re:Have you naked by the end of this song... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have to laugh because in the UK or Europe that would have been laughed at, but in the USA where cable TV carries some of the most hardcore porn 24/7 everyone is soooo offended. "Oh I was shocked, I need $35 million in compensation"

      Pathetic.

    2. Re:Have you naked by the end of this song... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok, then you might be ready to get a stripped down version of Windows which only works if you have a Sun around.

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  10. Lets hope they call it Microsoft Win---s by arduous · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then Lindows can sue Microsoft for trademark infringment.

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  11. Re:On the same note.... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1, Funny
    OS X has Quicktime bundled, that is legal
    XP has WMP bundled, that is illegal

    This should read:

    OS X has Quicktime bundled, which is nice
    XP has WMP bundled, which is crap

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  12. stripped down Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They call it "msdos"

  13. Sure, that'll fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft has argued that unbundling Media Player from Windows would prevent the operating system from working properly. It doesn't work properly WITH it.

  14. Re:just wmp? by RLaager · · Score: 2, Funny

    while sco {
    wget -O /dev/null http://www.sco.com?sco=litigious%20bastards
    }


    This loop will never execute. When you look at the output of sco, you can see it is clearly false.

  15. Stripped down? by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    What? No Clippey? Damn!

  16. Re:On the same note.... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you compare windows against all operating systems out there (your microwave is using one, your TV, your VCR, stereo, for certain your satellite receiver, etc, etc) there's no way they could even have much more than 5 - 10% of the market.

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  17. I'm tellin ya... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If I were MS, I'd revoke all the EU licenses, give everyone a certain amount of time to comply, then start suing the bejeezus out of everyone for infringement...

    That'll teach the morons.

  18. Windows NEEDS to come with IE by argmanah · · Score: 2, Funny

    M$ providing IE with Windows is very useful, I think it would be fine with a new name. I propose "GUI for downloading Mozilla/Opera".

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