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Mind Over Machine

broKenfoLd writes "Monkeys moving robotic arms by manipulating a cursor on a computer screen, simply by thinking about it? Mice who cause their water tube to dispense some refreshing H2O just by wishing it? Signal processing and decoding has long been a dream of Matrix fans and lazy system administrators for years, and science is amazingly keeping up! Popular Science's Carl Zimmer has written a fascinating piece documenting recent progress in decoding brain signals and interpreting commands issued from thoughts alone. If you heard a single violin playing Beethoven's 5th, you would be able to tell what piece of music was being played even though the rest of the orchestra was not heard. In the same way, by monitoring a relatively few neurons, computers can recognize patterns and allow programming based on these patterns to say, know if a mouse is thinking about pushing his water lever. You can pass the time waiting for Matrix-style video games and motionless system adminstration/utilization by reading the full article."

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  1. Fritz pots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you fucking dwarf!

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  2. Men have been doing this for ages by savagedome · · Score: -1, Troll

    What is the lightest thing in the world?
    Wee wee. You can lift it with only a thought.

    Move along. Nothing new here ;)

  3. Hasn't this been documented..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  4. The hackers are Fox News. by bad+enema · · Score: -1, Troll

    The open port is your TV.
    The damage is the propaganda.
    The victim is, of course, the computer (your brain).
    And it will make your computer do all kinds of messed up things, like vote for Bush. Goodbye to karma :).

  5. It's questions like that by KalvinB · · Score: -1, Troll

    which explain why we have so many laws and lawyers.

    Seriously. How is that in any way shape or form "interesting" or "insightful?"

    Do you also have to be told not to touch fire, coals, lava, etc instead of being simply told not to touch things that are hot?

    "I didn't run him over?"

    Holy crap.

    Ben

  6. Re:Channel surfing by twigles · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is this a good thing? I seem to see a lot of fat little kids riding on self-propelled doodads nowadays. Future Atkins suckers I guess. Get off your lazy ass you monkey.